Serious Advice Needed

Discussion in 'AstraZeneca' started by anonymous, Feb 20, 2017 at 7:27 PM.

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  1. anonymous

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    Will try not to give much details because I'm afraid someone will figure out who I am. But let's just say I lied on a couple of expense reports and took a few gift cards home to my family. Anyway this past Friday I get a call from my manager saying this Tuesday I have a meeting with her and, HR will be on the line.

    I have not been accused of anything but I suspect it's due to my expense report. I asked manager what meeting was about and was told it's to have a discussion. When I pressed further my manager would just brush it off and not give details. My questions are:

    1. How likely am I to be fired?
    2. If I am fired can AZ sue me to recover money? (I maybe stole like $200 over 3-4 expense reports)
    3. As another option can I claim STD and not go to meeting? I think this should buy me time to look for another job.

    Thank you so much. Have been stressed this entire weekend!
     

  2. anonymous

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    1. 80% of time when this happens.your fired!
    2. Shame on you...are you an idiot?
    3. They will deduct it from you last paycheck.
    4. I retired from AZ and they have treated me good.
    5. Did you PAY attention in school? My sources say NO!
     
  3. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    See...this bullshit right here.

    I do what these people ask me to do; I make sure I don't overspend for the sunshine limits. I have a legible roster for each and every fucking lunch.

    Yet my boss fine tooths my expense reports for names, signatures and totals. She sends reports back for the slightest question and documents her questions in the comments sections. If I respond and she doesn't like my answer, she will document yet again with the threat to escalate my reports to region management. IT PISSES ME OFF EVERY FUCKING MONTH!!! I EAT EXPENSES sometimes just to keep her off my FUCKING ASS so that the report will FUCKING BE APPROVED!!!! WHY?? Because one time she and I played fucking cat and mouse with the scrutiny and returned reports long enough, I got a late fee I had to eat that shit too.

    I don't steal a damn thing from these people, yet every month my report is treated like the fucking SPANISH inquisition!!! How the fuck could you expense gift cards and think you would get away?

    You deserve to be fired and so should your manager for approving gift cards on your fake ass report.

    Dumbass cheap ass punk ass. Why didn't you just buy your idiotic family gift cards from your OCTANNERS?

    Get the fuck outta here with that bullshit. Don't like what I said?? Cash me ousside!! How bow dat!!?!
     
  4. anonymous

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    Former manager here now in HQ. Dont ask me why. Anyway OP yes you will be fired. The only reason HR is on the other line is to basically serve as a witness. For $200 AZ will not go after you. If you had said 20k then yes but for this petty amount AZ could press charges but they won't.

    As for STD yes that will buy you time but it is very very hard to pull off a STD if your meeting is tomorrow. I would call in sick for a week then take vacation as AZ legally has to honor that. Go on FMLA which buys you 3 months then STD which will get you another 6 months. While you are off look for a job. AZ has to legally say you are employed and we all know it's easier to look for a new job if you are employed. Good luck!
     
  5. anonymous

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    OP here. Manager has not approved my expense report you num nuts! Why are you so angry? Do you have a soft one and can't get it up for your wife who left you? You know there is Cialis or Levitra for that.
     
  6. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    ROFLMAO
     
  7. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Fuck him!! Save this advice for people who are really stressed out by inept managers who make life hell for no fucking reason.

    I bet you were the manager's favorite at some point. That is why you felt you could get away with expensing gift cards. You thought you had it so good with the manager that she/he would let it slide and keep sliding, because it sounds like you did the shit more than once.

    If your were man enough to steal gift cards, be man enough to take that phone call. Bitch ass.
     
  8. anonymous

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    The OP is meeting face to face with HR on the line, moron! The utter stupidity of AZ field reps never ceases to amaze me! Read the details then respond!
     
  9. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Like I said, Fuck him!!

    Meet the manager F2F, with the HR on the line, what the fuck ever. It doesn't change the fact that his BITCH ASS is trying to find a way out of this firing he deserves.

    Dumb ass.
     
  10. anonymous

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    Nope not a man. Just a woman who is calling you out; let's see if YOU can get it up when your wife emasculates you behind this cluster fuck of a reason to get fired.

    Numb nuts my ass. I hope your wife twists your scrotum with her nails embedded in them shits. Dumb ass.
     
  11. anonymous

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  12. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Stop stealing shit! You are a grown ass person and you throw away your high paying career for a couple fucking gift cards. Really? You should be embarrassed and fired. POS
     
  13. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Not so smart to post on here.. they would know who you are. I call not true!
     
  14. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Stealing gift cards heh? Well done, except for getting caught! I've done it for years, but I'm too smart to get caught! You are simply an idiot, but I do commend you for your efforts. But, you will probably get fired. It will be ashame to lose you.
     
  15. anonymous

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    OMG! You made my day with this post!
     
  16. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Damn!! I feel you!!! I deliberately get gas at the farthest points possible from my house. I had a manager who used to do time analysis down to the locations and times we gassed up relative to calls entered. Talk about the lowest district morale.

    But bullshitters like the guy who started the thread make it rough for everyone who wants to keep their pharma gig. It's a head banger job for real at times but the scamming is for people who like to think they got one over on the man or woman in this case.
     
  17. anonymous

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    I am a DSM so here's what will happen. Don't lie. Your manager has already investigated it. They will have to go out of their way to go to the office, sit down with the office manager and verify everything you lied about. Only then will HR allow you to be fired. This may be an opportunity to respond unless they have enough evidence, then you're just fired. They may give you 3 months severance, but if it was bad enough, they'll just fire you and take your stuff on the spot.

    You now see that $200 was not worth your 6 figure job..
     
  18. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    I.... LOVE YOU
     
  19. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    I think you and I had the same mgr---mine is gone now tho! but the ER nightmare you described, was my life for 2-3 years!!! I ate late fees and expenses just to avoid idiotic, useless questions and to get the damn thing approved on time! ALWAYS WAS A BIG ASS GAME!!!!! I agree, this idiot SHOULD BE FIRED! STUPID!
     
  20. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    SOME BODY IS FISHING!! this smells..
    NO BODY IS DUMB ENOUGH TO FLOAT THIS...UNLESS THEY DONT HAVE A SINGLE FRIEND IN THE INDUSTRY.