Familar theme going on...........

Discussion in 'Aurora Diagnostics' started by Emperor's Bitch, Feb 25, 2017 at 4:21 PM.

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  1. The Emperor in the story was fooled by a guy who came to town and told him he'd make him the most beautiful suit of clothes ever. He had a loom on which he was supposedly weaving it and he'd point out all the glorious colors, etc. But there was nothing there. The Emperor didn't want to look like a fool, though, so he agreed and complimented the weaver's work and all his yes-men didn't want to look like fools next to the Emperor who obviously could see this so they agreed too.

    And when the Emperor finally put on his new suit and paraded through the streets, no one else wanted to look like a fool since the Emperor and all his dudes could see the clothes so they all acted like they could see them too. Until a child called out, "But the Emperor has no clothes!" And then everyone realized that it was a scam.
     

  2. cool story bruh. In this tale, does the weaver have his own firm called dynamic healthcare and his own private jet which he gases up on the emporer's dime? "he had a loom on which he was supposedly weaving it and he'd point out all the glorious colors, etc. But there was nothing there." less than nothing there.
     
  3. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    You all suck! Negative people with nothing better to do... Perhaps you liked Obama too
    Go back to sleep
     
  4. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Dan, you go back to sleep. I am fully awake and two steps ahead of your nonsense. Time for change.
     
  5. anonymous

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    Dan wake up the place is going to hell!!!!!!!! Heard you are building a list and checking it twice. Who's getting the axe now to offset your do nothing attitude and zero results to date. You are a failure and horrible person. That's right you suck!!!!!!!
     
  6. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Where's my safe space?
     
  7. anonymous

    anonymous Guest


    in the classified ads.... Peace and fortune only a resume away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tell them to keep their trophy.
     
  8. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    LMAO! Who looks for jobs in the classifieds!!!!
     
  9. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    sounds about right ---

    The Emperor is intrigued by the idea of being able to find out who within his realm is unfit for his office as well to be able to distinguish between the wise and the foolish. So he pays the swindlers a large sum of money and supplies them with copious quantities of expensive fabrics (which they stash in their bags) so that they can begin work immediately.

    The Emperor periodically sends members of his staff to observe their progress. The rogues point to the empty looms and pretend to point out the magnificence of the non-existent material. But none of them will admit to seeing nothing and each returns to the Emperor with a glowing report of the splendid cloth. Finally, the Emperor himself pays a visit to the weavers (and also, obviously, sees nothing at all). Embarrassed by his inability to see the cloth, he (like the others) pretends to be amazed by its beauty.

    Finally, the day arrives for the Emperor to wear these glorious clothes in a procession through the kingdom. The “clothes” are brought out by the swindlers, who explain that they are “as light as a spider’s web. One would almost think he had nothing on, but that’s what makes them so fine.” The Emperor undresses and the rogues pretend to dress him, one garment after another. This is all done to the applause and fawning commentary of both the Emperor and his entourage, all of whom see nothing at all!

    Then the procession begins. The nearly naked Emperor parades through the streets under his high canopy, accompanied by noblemen carrying the ends of his magnificent, invisible train. The townsfolk, not wanting to be considered simpletons, applaud the magnificent clothes and comment aloud on the Emperor’s “finery.”

    But then a young child, not yet fearful of the opinions of others, states the obvious: “But the emperor has nothing at all on!”
     
  10. anonymous

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    Great story! What do you have lined up for your creditors come October. Hope it's that good because the numbers will tell a very different story. I hope his mighty emperor left enough in his royal account to pay off those who can put him in a peasants prison. For the Feds care not about the emperors stupid clothes. They will have nice orange jumpsuits to replace them with.
     
  11. anonymous

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    Where do I get a trophy?
     
  12. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    I like stories
     
  13. anonymous

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    high ups way over their abilities. The story is so close to reality it's sad........ BW only worried about himself. The office is out of control while he hides behind his office door.

    Dan where are you! Need a picture on the wall to remember what your dumb ass face looks like.
     
  14. anonymous

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    Where's Waldo?
     
  15. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    It looks like this steaming turd is circling the bowl and on the way to the same fate as bostwick. Flussshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. October comes faster than you know. Save me Dan, save me!
     
  16. anonymous

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    Who ended up getting the Unified contract in Florida?