Car Selector?

Anyone get a car order form from fleet? my car is close to 101,000 miles and no word yet... ?

 

If you have not complained and the car is in good shape, they will notify you at 160,000 miles.

 

That cannot be true. They are not safe after 80k. We got them replaced every 3 years period.

 

It is not like you are driving a Ford Pinto, moron. Today's cars will easily last to 150k to 200k and just as safe as the day thy rolled off the manufacturing line. Get over it, snowflake.

 

If you can afford the extra $200, get the Outback.

 

Not a good sign, saving hassle and dollars usually has a reason.

 

Call Ari about your particular vehicle. Typically every 3years and 100,000 miles depending on service schedule

 

What hassle? Are you driving a Jed Clampett car?

 

No, but I have a bowel problem and I have soiled the interior, making it unsafe for other passengers.

 

Very immature. We will contact you.

 

Hey look, it is the guy that likes to repeat his phrases all the time. I think this is the 1036th time he has used the "very immature" line. Maybe he could switch things up a bit by using his "child" phrase or perhaps we can come back and call all of us "Sparky".

 

My car is over 110,000. Don't want to say more because I know the minions who run fleet can probably track me down, even though they are in India. Wish we had an American contact for fleet.

 

We now know who you are. You will not be getting a new car.