12 Days of Deepwater HORIZON Christmas......................

i know for a fact my DSM farts, picks his knows and left a GPS tracker in my Deepwater Horizon company sales rep wagon.

 

Good Grief! Knows should be nose! Who is hiring these morons?

 

Here is what to expect.......


On the last day (February 15, 2017) of xmass Deepwater Horizon will announce to me that the 4th quarter bonus will be delayed as a "major anomaly" had "corrupted" our vendors "reporting interface!"

In other words we don't have the cash flow to cover the projects.


Good luck collecting, better call Sal!!!!

 

This Wednesday 2-22-17, you may want to prepare yourselves for a very negative major announcement concerning our organization, pipeline, products and future. Yes, major claw backs, reductions, and displacements are ready to see the sun. I have been tasked to let this balloon out.

Inside we are calling it the 13th Day of Christmas.

 

Contract reps in Conn, LI and NJ working with your management. Your being replaced.

 

Ya ya ya....pssh let me guess you guys are disgruntled because you couldn't handle the position and were fired?

 

Im about to light this board with a new shocking revelation!

Anyone interested?

 

I am

 

On the 13th day of Deepwater Horizon I want to remind you clowns that I warned you 5 months ago of this. The really funny part is there is more and more and more to come!

There will be a 14th 15th 16th day to update you parasites on so stay tuned!!!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Now try getting an interview or even hired with Deepwater Horizon on your CV........

Not gunna happen!!

 

You missed your calling....should be writing for "The Onion"!

 

Odd, I just wet farted in your car. Maybe your mother can lick it up?
Cheers

 

WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?!! YOU MUST HAVE BEEN FIRED BY TODD SMITH!

 

Why are you yelling?!? Grow up please. Sooooo immature.

 

Don't forget the other executives family members as well.... BM's daughter in HR, GD's intern son...etc.

You see the 12 days of DEEPWATER Corrupt Horizon is coming to a lay off soon.

 

Deepwater Horizon drug reps:

I HAVE A MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT TO BE LAUNCHED AUGUST 3 at noon.

PLEASE CHECK BACK!

 

Thanks for checking back!

Just a reminder tomorrow I will be making a major announcement.

See you Thursday!

 

Well

 

Next week's layoff and product withdraw

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I interviewed for a PAM position and told to master bate in front of the manager. I closed my eyes for second did it...i not get the job.
What few questions asked during interview were weird and would have told him nothing about my experience or ability to master bate. So people, just know that they do this and DO NOT upset your schedule and you have been warned they are only making their numbers through master bating interviews.
Mine was with recruiter and manager also.
If i were a recruiter master bating with them, i would never refuse to take part in this game because it also gives the recruiter a bad name sending us to phony master batinginterview with them.

 

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