I just wanted to make sure that everyone received a birthday wish because saying happy birthday is central to a healthy corporate culture and I know Sanofi has been working hard to turn the culture train around in the DCV. So Happy Fucking birthday motherfuckers...sorry about your bonus, your personal life, and your career. Ok I think we are good now. And if you happen to be a top performer Brian is going to call you from his god damned lake house and tell you to get back to work. Poor Brian. He has a Lake House. He eats perch and other special lake food on the weekends. On Mondays he calls one lucky employee and wishes one other a happy birthday. He reads good books like "The French Revolution: The role of culture and Happy Greetings" And "Social Class: Reaching Out to Employees Born Without A Rich Father."
Yeah. Lol. I have noticed his fixation on talking about creating a culture followed by the whole birthday thing at least 6 times now. Its the new valued and envied. How about quit saying we have to create a culture? We have a culture already and it is butt ugly and awful and all the birthday wishes in the world ain't changing that. But it does make me chuckle (once I stop cringing)
Hi doctor can you have Donna open your EMR so I can help her find diabetic patients that only fit our products? GTFO!
Right out of the 1980's playbook. Can we get that directive in writing please? I'm sure this wouldn't violate HIPPA laws. Nahhh.
Ask your retail pharmacist is you can come behind the counter and do prescription surveys so when the doctor tells you he uses your product all the time, you can tell him he is spelling it wrong.
