THE "ALL DAY LIE", BEGINNING A NEW TRADITION AT AZ!

My DM cancels all the time on me and I love it! This week I made 5 actual calls, 1 per day! I can make anymore. I have become so damn lazy, I am embarrassed !

 

You people disgust me. I bet you make full and above bonus yet you don't contribute a darn thing.

 

2 a day? You're lucky. Up here, try two a week (if that). DSM actually got called out for having the best metrics and the worst growth in the region.

Give them what they want, right?

 

It is all such a joke and everyone, including the EBDs know it. 3 or 4 calls per week which are a 60 second reminder and a signature. The rest are totally fake but 100% have no impact. I spend more time trying to fill my half day with any activity that isn't just sitting in my car reading facebook.

 

As a matter of fact, i almost always make a full bonus with just about 2 real calls per day. I bet your dumb ass actually works a full day, and you don't make a full payout! Fucking moron! Get wise and work part time!

 

Haha! Love that you're telling it like it is. Dustin Bliven in Iowa would tame or fire yur ass!.. Haha hahaha. He think she's GOD. But he's a FAT ASS

 

You got that right. Nobody feels sorry for her either. She did it to herself and now she is out of a great job forced into her own little bubble of self pity and hate.

 

I have gotten so bad, I have made a legitimate call all week. I just can't bring myself to walk in an office and talk utter bullshit anymore. I admit I am lazy, I am a liar, i am a cheater, and I could give a rat's ass. It's my new normal, and I have accepted it. If I get caught, I will deserve to be fired, but i am not worried about it. My manager is a bigger liar than I am. It's all such bullshit.

 

well it isn't Monday and I have sat in my car all day listening how the giants suck. Drinking free Starbucks and eating free lunch I have expensed towards 2 offices I faked going to. My robot manager has no clue as she is to obsessed with Facebook and herself

 

Yes we don't feel sorry for her. Have to get back to work now. These 9 hours days are too much.

 

Change the Giants to the Patriots Defense, and we could be twins right down to the manager description.

 

Been working 9 hour days for last 20 years. Also work weekends if needed to please my manager.

 

I work a max of 10 hours per week.. I get it done in that time period. Numbers are good. DM happy. I lie about calls, and nothing else. The all day lie has made my life so much better! Why change now?

 

That's about right, but I won't work on weekends.

 

I think I need an intervention! I haven't worked all week! I have lied about every single call this week and literally cannot stop! I have 0 work ethic, and have no idea how to get it back. I am scared I am going to be found out, and lose my job. I am serious, I really need advice how to kick the all day lie habit! HELP!

 

That's about right my friend, We need more like you.

 

Intervention boy. It's going to be hard to get your work ethic back. The problem is that the more you do this job the more you hate it. You are probably having trouble even getting out of bed in the morning which means you are probably a Lexapro candidate. If you can manage to kick yourself out of bed, try taking a shower and putting on a suit and tie. That will be a good first start. Then go out and start your car. Go slow as this is going to take some time. If you can get past those hurdles then try to go into an office. They probably won't recognize you so try and remember what you looked like the last time you were there. You may have to shave off your ZZ Top beard as it's probably been months since you've been there and they may not recognize you. You are basically starting over as a new rep....so take it slow. You don't want to shock your system!

 

Thanks I'm giving my manager a present today. It's her birthday and I got her a nice card and
A gift card to outback. Shes everything to me.

 

Every Monday and Tuesday I have staying home enjoying the ALL DAY LIE! It’s been great !

 

NO! NO! NO! my friend! Embrace your addiction! Let it guide you ! It's wonderful! If you haven't worked all week, you have almost achieved nirvana! Don't give up now! GO FOR A FULL WEEK OF OUR WONDERFUL ALL DAY LIE!