Drug Testing

Discussion in 'Cardinal Health' started by Anonymous, May 7, 2009 at 2:55 PM.

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  1. anonymous

    anonymous Guest


    You're a Fucktard....you make me sick to my stomach
     

  2. anonymous

    anonymous Guest


    The 12th of Never.....Same date as when you'll be hired
     
  3. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Will you please go away, eat shit, and die. No one cares about you or your drug habits
     
  4. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    This thread was very entertaining. I really have to farther rn, whom should I send it to?

    Also I am on boarding to C.H currently. I may fail this hair test depending on how it works. Do they only look for certain levels or any traces at all? If they look for alcohol I am screwed, ha. I enjoy my weekends. Matter of time and I will know.

    I see why they do this. I am sure it is to scare away the method heads, zombies and pillbilly's. Some of you people that have commented here are funny af others well uhhh have a great life dodging all the tests 5ever!
     
  5. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    They do hair tests. Just took one and it goes back 3months. 5 panel hair test.
     
  6. anonymous

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  7. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Does Cardinal drug test people who are promoted internally? (if you already work for the company) and if so what kind of test?
     
  8. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    They test to see if you're insane enough to want to work here---or stay here. Ask HR for the details so you can lay off the reefer and/or oxy until it clears hair samples and urine.
     
  9. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    They don't typically promote internally, but they will lay you off if you are expecting a promotion.

     
  10. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    You're not kidding! And lay-offs are ramping up to pay for the Medtronic deal (and previous asinine acquisitions). Lay-offs are to mitigate weaker expected FY18 earnings estimates. First batch will be gone on October 27 with older Medical Reps (50 yrs plus) over represented in the exodus. Many more expected to go across all sales units.
     
  11. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    but seriously, hypothetically if you already work for the company and get promoted would they drug test you?
     
  12. anonymous

    anonymous Guest


    Only if you fail the IQ test first.
     
  13. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Sarcasm? or is that a funny way of saying no they wont?
     
  14. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    So in a yes or no format, does Cardinal drug test current employees for promotions?
     
  15. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    ha ha so true
     
  16. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Drug habits? yea the drugs that a doctor prescribed to me and I quit taking but are still in my system. I don't want to walk into a test without documentation that I was legally prescribed the medication. So I appreciate your smart ass comments but would it really be so bad to simply just answer the question and stop being so sarcastic and acting like you are above everyone else?
     
  17. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    What is the point of a forum if all you are going to do is talk shit and not actually accurately answer legitimate questions people have.
     
  18. anonymous

    anonymous Guest


    YES, Hair test given to determine the amount of ball-bag bolognese in your system
     
  19. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    I don't understand why you all have to be so sarcastic and say dumb stuff like "ball-bag bolognese" like what does that even mean. I don't even know if I should take you seriously or not.
     
  20. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    people are losing their jobs, getting RIF'd and we have to hear about your stupid drug test? Do you even work for this company? If you did, you would already know.