How creepy is it having roommates at meetings?

Discussion in 'The Darkened Sample Closet' started by Anonymous, Aug 25, 2012 at 1:13 PM.

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  1. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Expand your circle of friends
     

  2. anonymous

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    It is a delight beyond compare
     
  3. anonymous

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    It's hideous. Usually you get some under age child with an eating disorder, who was cute and manager fell for it. Then your ass is stuck with playing coach, Mommy and God knows what, propping the dweeb up. Other experiences from hell include the spy, who schlubs up to you anything, to find out who you really are for skanker manager and it isn't going to be pretty. Easy target, quick in with manager. Your ass is under the bus. Never, I repeat never let someone cling on to you, tell anyone what you really think about anyone you work with. Even if they bait you with their own shit telling don't fall for it. This is common practice, so wise your ass up
     
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  4. anonymous

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    Pretty true.... especially the under age child mess....I had one that insisted on giving me a fashion show of all the 50 outfits she packed per night. I stayed one night then changed rooms.
     
  5. Vagitarian

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    Over my 30+ years I had it all, snorers, babies, drunks and pigs - actually met a few interesting ones though. I usually went to the bar with a circle I knew over the years and get tranquilized then go crash and be the 1st one up and out of the shower. Good advice here, don't ever tell anyone at work everything.
     
  6. anonymous

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    #word
    don't think you have friends
    we used to be a community, now it's everyman/woman for self
    don't drink the cool-aid
    put on a happy face and be positive at all times...go home. crash

     
  7. anonymous

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    I had one guy that insisted on giving me a fashion show of all his 50 tighty-whities and banana hammocks he packed per night. I stayed one night then changed rooms, then returned in fascination.
     
  8. anonymous

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    Whoa, that ran the gamut from some pretty factual comments to gay perv. Yup that's what u get in sales; fruits, nuts and a few normals for seasoning.
     
  9. anonymous

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    Couldn't agree more.
    The older I get, the more embarrassed I am to tell others I am in sales, and in one of the most corrupt industries as well.
    As for having roommates, do what I do. I pay for my own room. It costs a few bucks, but its worth it.
     
  10. anonymous

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    NOW THAT'S THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVIN'!
     
  11. anonymous

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    Damn...Companies still do this? With all the potential for lawsuits I'm surprised it still happens. Our company did it until about 6 years ago, thank God we get our own rooms now. Then again, we are a smaller company and atypical from most pharma; around 200 reps for a near billion dollar drug.
     
  12. anonymous

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    What I did once was to absolutely inundate the shithouse with after shave lotion after the stinker had taken his onerous shit and departed the room. Stinker came back and asked what the strong perfume-like odor in the room was all about. I informed the stinker that the maid had come back to clean the bathroom that she had apparently forgotten about her first time around. Stinker started complaining about the odor and it was all I could do to not bust a gut laughing in his stinky face. I excused myself and went to dinner and rented a new room at my expense on the way back. Returned to the original room, grabbed my stuff and departed. Stinky asked what was going on and I lied that I had run into some old college friends at dinner who invited me to stay at their home. Left the stinker wallowing in the heavy after shave odor all night. Served the shit smelling cocksucker right.
     
  13. anonymous

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    Hot Reach-arounds!!!
     
  14. anonymous

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    Here are the top 3 in 14 years in pharma:
    1) Roommate was a nudist. I spent time in the Women's Lounge and Gym.
    (Yes, I sat in the chairs in the bathroom to avoid her)
    2) Roommate had not completed pre-training, she "had" to read out loud to grasp material. Mornings/Nights for 3 days. Needless to say, i spent a lot of time out of the room.
    3) Roommate was on Fastin or Phentermine big time, she was behind on her Calls for 2 or 3 weeks and had until the end of the week to get caught up. She spent the nights in our walk in closet, in our CRM program. All night long. When she finally finished and was going to sleep in the room, she asked if I'd like to watch a porn film that she and her boyfriend made before training. I declined. (Before you think "Why not?"--- she was definitely plus-size and had this horrible long black hair on her arms and down the sides of her face---I can't imagine what the boyfriend would have looked like) For our weekend, we received $350----I took my money and got my own room for 2 nights to keep my sanity.
    ****I was a single mom raising my son, sticking it out meant something special for him, instead of my own money on rooms***
     
  15. anonymous

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    Best of 14 years in pharma:
    1) Roommate was a nudist.
    2) Roommate hadn't studied, she could only retain material if she read out loud. Mornings and Nights, without fail.
    3) Roommate was on Phentermine big time. She was behind a couple weeks (maybe more) in CRM, and was told by our DM that she had to be caught up before end of week. She camped out in our walk in closet for the first 4 nights---all night smoking without a wink of sleep. When she finally finished and was going to go to sleep in the room, she nonchalantly asked if I'd like to watch the porn video she and her boyfriend made before training. I declined. Our weekend was our "free time"--we were given $350 cash, I laid mine down at the front desk and got my own room for 2 nights. The silver lining?---She managed to get a copy of the test the night before and kindly made a copy for me.