Heavy Hitter Hunter / Killer Looking for Big Cash Territory

Discussion in 'Stryker' started by anonymous, Mar 23, 2016 at 10:04 PM.

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  1. anonymous

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    You're right! We open a lot of hot sexy female box cause we're so jacked & rich. I get the hot fitness chicks at the gym so wet when they see me templating x-rays on the mirror in front of the squat rack in between sets. Now get back to placing your catering orders for next week pharma boy.
     

  2. anonymous

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    BRO< YOU ARE THE BEST AND THE BIGGEST ( YOU HAV A LITTLE PP) THE LITTLE BIG MAN ! TELL US HOW MUCH YOU PAY IN TAXES > I HAVE ALL CAPS ON BECAUSE I AM EYEBALLING YOU >
    D1 Power BAHA HA . Simple life lessons young grasshopper ,If you have to tell us how good you are you are not that good. Remember when you were to scared to try little league football, the fastest guys walked the slowest. It is the same except ow it is about toys and time. Those of us that have money we do not have to try to impress . Like our time we can come and go when we want to unlike you that has to be somewhere ! You are a punk !
     
  3. anonymous

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    i wish this whole thread would just die. the same hack stryker wannabes bring up the same hoo rah tats and skip leg day bullshit every few months. it gets so boring. I want to read real gossip and happenings, not the same tired old jokes. if youre going to post bullshit at least make it humorous please.
     
  4. anonymous

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    Some of you won't believe this, but I once did 50 sets of squats (in a single workout). Honest truth.
     
  5. anonymous

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    And i also got fired from 50 jobs too.
     
  6. anonymous

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    Then you fell off your barstool. So sad !
     
  7. anonymous

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    Then you fell off of your barstool. So sad !
     
  8. anonymous

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    Sparky the troll says Cruz, a clearly superior choice! Keep up with these rants, they just prove...
     
  9. anonymous

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    Does your husband workout too? Take your vage and go home you big dope.
     
  10. anonymous

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    I want to read real gossip and happenings- Then look at the National Enquirer in the check-out lane the next time you make an emergency tampon run. If you are a guy, then you are truly pathetic to write something like that.
     
  11. anonymous

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    I want corporate gossip you dumb twat. like potential acquisitions being discussed, c-suite shenanigans (McMillan was the best), competitive takeovers etc. now go away unless you can post something that can make me laugh
     
  12. anonymous

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    The latest scandal is a gem!
     
  13. anonymous

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  14. anonymous

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    This shit is gold
     
  15. anonymous

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    you never mentioned leg day? you're def not a SYK empoyee, bro
     
  16. anonymous

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    Donnie Long. Is that you?
     
  17. anonymous

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    No, this is Long Dong and I'm a typical Stryker Meat Head.

    Go Saints!. Go Chiefs!. Go MAKO!

    Oooops, I just pick Losers.
     
  18. anonymous

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    Seeing all those NSM posts from Stryker reps is funny. The group pictures look terrible. Like 15 fat out of shape ex jocks who think they are cool because they can wear scrubs to the gym, surrounding 2 young hot chicks that can’t wait to get away from the flunked out of the NFL tryouts ex-offensive lineman. Hahaha fucking fat tools, hey bro, wipe the coke from your nose and put away your combine sweats from 9 years ago. Nobody cares that you used to carry Ray Lewis’s jockstrap.
     
  19. anonymous

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    That’s funny. I was thinking the same thing after seeing all these pics. Most of those meatheads don’t sell anything. Just show up for some gammas and go partying with their docs. Then get an award like they earned it.
     
  20. anonymous

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