Retention program

Cha ching

 

Still no transparency on how we were paid in Q2.

 

Still no transparency on Q2. Looks like transparency is Q3 won't be any better.



Q1 is going to suck if it is only on New scripts.

 

Thanks for the worthless stock options. NOT WORTH STAYING.

 

The only retention program that's going on right now is the one that's saving Melissa, Harvey and Tom's ass from being fired.

 

Does your new employer have other openings?

 

Exactly.

 

There is none. Be thankful you have a shitty job.

 

Are you going to make your target bonus of $7500.00 for Q2?

 

It might be time for a cash bonus retention program.

 

So ridiculous how entitled you are. Just work and earn bonus, or leave.

 

I just want to know where you got your white suite and string tie.

 

Suite ? No wonder we fired you long ago illiterate

 

Damn spell check. And why I’ve got your attention, is it really true that you occasionally fry a rat or two?

 

No.

 

Less than 1/2 the sales force will make it.

 

That's the plan. No one to make the target payout. You work your ass off to get prescribers and then they pull the rug out from under you by creating another territory and taking away your prescribers that you cultivated! What a cluster "F"!

 

They don't care enough to do that!!

 

Um, now might be a really good time for CASH retention bonuses.

 

There ain't enough money in the world to retain me here at this unprofessional/unethical company!