Tatoo ??

so i was visiting another rep for some training on the central east coast and i could not believe the Stryker guys with tatoos? One guy had a tribal on his freakin NECK.

Whats up with that?

 

Welcome to the Jungle...

Welcome to the Zoo...

 

"Tattoo" imbecile. Only educated and art loving folk work at Stryker.

 

I have 'GALLUP LIFE' tattooed across the top of my abs in a chevron type pattern using Gallic numerals. The nurses & techs get so wet when I pull up my scrub top and they see it as the ink compliments my tanned & glistening six pack muscle tone. A few times they even caught a glimpse of the top portion of my luscious ball fro pubes when I 'accidently' forgot to tighten my scrub bottom draw strings. That always led to a quick lunch time bang in my Escalade on the 5th floor of the hospital parking garage.

 

Worst joke in cafe history, go back to covering cases please.

 

What's a matter honey. That tattoo of a wolf with 3 arrows in it signifying your struggle over failing the gallup three times and still landing a med device position with some 5th rate spinal hardware company sounded like a great idea in your head on the way to the tattoo parlor, didn't it. But then reality sets in and you realize you're just another soy boy loser with an un-original tat, and hepatitis A from the needle.

 

Hep A is transmitted through food you ignoramus

 

Exactly, the tattoo 'artist' put down his Hepatitis A infected burrito he got from some sh*tty beaner taco truck on his needle and then plunged it into your soft weak skin.

 

Your failure to pass the Gallup and be with the cool kids just torments you on the inside. It's eats away at your self respect & sanity, and your only release from the crushing grip it has on your soul is to lash out on CP with some silly, and never ending 'box opener' line. Yeah, we open boxes, and still make 5X's what you do (That's giving you the benefit of the doubt that you even bring in 60k/year). Now don't forget to clock out your lunch break.

 

Hey numbnuts...you've been trolled...hahaha

 

that's the best part about stryker reps, they are too dumb to realize when they are being trolled! they always think they are the ones trolling. priceless.

 

I've been trolling on here for a while...doesn't take much to fire up the dopey / steroid raged reps

 

Awwww how cute, the two butt buddies patting each other on the back as if they're some superior trolls. The only thing you have in common with trolls is you're both short, fat, and no muscle tone.

I can tell one of you is some hospital employee with a chip on his shoulder the size of Texas, the other is just your average SYK basher that just can't get over the fact you weren't good enough to make it.

 

As usual, you are so wrong

 

I was told during the interview process that I would have to make an important choice if I wanted to fit in with the Stryker culture. That choice was getting a tattoo that said Va Vom Domina, or We Will Dominate You in Roman. A mandatory Stryker tramp stamp. Me coming from a very strong Catholic upbringing knew it would crush my mother. So in true Stryker fashion, I of course got the tattoo. But I had to put it someplace inconspicuous, so my family would never know, so I put it on my taint. Awkward when I had to prove it to my hiring manager. But all in all, I’m so happy I got it...I feel like I’m part of something bigger, something special, a tribe. Now all I do is flex biceps and eat my competition for lunch....Say it with me, WE WILL DOMINATE YOU!! All you haters can lick my taint!!

 

Yes, we are the best !

 

LOL!

 

Your soft weak skin LMAO

 

When you break down the hours per week you work you really only make about $14.75/hour. Get off your high horse there Mr. Wanna be D-Lineman that couldn’t make it off the practice squad. Nobody is impressed because you can open a box at 2am in the OR.