Mailing it in: My Year End Tradition.

It is not capitalized !

 

My typos are from having a drink in one hand and my delicious appetizer in the other while trying to type these fake call notes.

“Doctor recently started a new patient on ___ per the weekly writer report. In our previous conversation we came to an agreement that the data presented significant opportunity to improve the patients lung function and drug was worthy of both new starts and switches from symptomatic patients. Doctor feels more willing to switch problematic patients over to __ after recent success. I Will follow up in a few weeks at our scheduled inservice. Left 5__ samples.”

Got a resort excursion in the morning!

 

I do hope you typed on a GSK computer. That's fraud Sparky, and on your hard drive forever. Good luck.

 

Yeah, I’ve never used a computer before or learned how to avoid using company property. Let me go clear history on my GSK issues device before they catch me!

 

So you think you can clear your computer ? Every word you have ever typed in.....is always there Sparky. You have to live with it now.

 

Crap! I can’t believe I wasn’t aware of this since I’ve been using computers for several years now. Thanks for the tech support sparky the grey hair, never knew that company issued computers can track things! I’d give you one of my resort drinks if you were here with me.

 

This will go on your permanent record, young man

 

You are a very naïve millennial if you don't know that nothing can be permanently erased from a computer or your phone. By the way, "Sparky" is capitalized.

 

Crap, I never knew technology could be so advanced! Thanks for the heads up, I’ll be sure to be careful in the future when I head back to work in January.

 

It is sad that I have known maybe 3 or 4 of your kind of character in my career.

 

Every club or any meeting always has this type person who tries to distract others, and is also a sorry soul who brags about anything.

 

It’s great to get away this time of year.

 

Just heard that one from our district and two from our region are in similar situations. They too have been slacking the company and called in the office. They too are unemployed like you.

 

Sorry but you are a total idiot. Not that I think not working is a good thing but there is no office to be called into. You are a paid hack or not.

 

Gee , I am so sorry Sparky.......but we have 4 college educated adults here along with a PHD graduate. None of us can understand your sentences or thought pattern. To be nice , we don't understand what you are saying. In the morning take a hot shower and look at what you posted.

 

Seriously dude can't believe Gsk hires phds to be cyber bully's. perhaps those laid off from R and ad. ?? Good spot for you since you didn't do shit there!!

 

Ditto. No comprehende. Clean up in the morning and get back to me in English.

 

Once I heard about a company that set up a fake clinic to see if their pharma reps were actually working. No one could tell it was fake doctors.

 

They don't always need to set up a " fake clinic ". Many times we will partner with a popular clinic and set up a " new doctor " in the clinic.......usually a manager from a distant city or even from the main office. The receptionist or nurse working with us, will direct the GSK rep to that office ! Easy as pie ! He better be on his toes !

 

This is all BS. I’ve been screwing off for 23years. That’s correct, have not ever worked a Friday (unless I had to attend meeting) nor a Monday (unless a ride along) in 23 years. Tues Through Thurs I work from about 10:30 to 2:00. So about 10 hour work weeks for me for 23 years. I’ve made Presidents Club at GW 4 times, and have been Diamond in our circle jerk 3 times. I buy extra meals when I do lunches to bring home, and take as much as possible through the expense reporting system. It is a joke, this cyber bully PhD is flipping out, at least he is working through Thanksgiving. GSK is a joke, I’ve never been caught and I never will be. Hide and seek for 3 Grand a week! Setting up fake offices? Please what a joke!