12 Days of Christmas Sanofi Rep Style

On the first day of Christmas I fake signatures. I go home every day at 12. I use the company for candy at walmart then return the candy for a walmart gift card and then go buy a TV. I steal samples ALL THE TIME from closets. I give my friends my samples. I have gotten a bj in a closet by a nurse at Rush. I take docs out all the time and pay for it myself. I expense lunches with my wife and kids. I lie on all my expense reports.

 

You need to Repent and head over to Confession for I fear you will be living in hell upon your death. God Bless You,

 

Don't sweat it Padre. I work at Sanofi so I am used to living in hell.

 

On the 12th Day of Christmas, Sanofi gave to me, a layoff notice and a date for firing.

 

On the 11th day of Christmas Sanofi gave to me.. 3 bogus Webxs..2 worthless Conference Calls and a partial bonus payout.. Whoopee

 

Reincarnated as a priest hearing the confession of a mother whose teen son the priest molested?