Christmas Party

Ready for some nice cocktails with my squad.

 

You guys get to have all the fun and we have to deal with A- holes

 

Cocktails? What? Lite Beer, cheap wine and Sparkling Cider? I will have a flask in my pocket with the good stuff.

 

Is Dill Pickle showing up? I am sure there will be bunpin’ and griden on the dance floor.

 

My goal is to get laid in the restaurant utility closet by the Office hoe.

 

My other job is to sit home all alone and wish I had a job and company party to go to.