Employee Drug Testing

Urine, blood or hair upon a job offer?

 

Hair

 

I call b.s. on that. No one does hair drug screens.

 

YES at Horizon. Hair from your private parts.

 

Glad to see horizon is adding top talent these days. You'll need weed to believe the crap they tell you here.

 

So can you let us know what you mean by crap? Would help to know this, thanks.

 

Funny you should say that. Rumor is they are going to install a weed dispensary between the latte shop and masseuse station. This management is the best. Still waiting on the Baskin Robbins though.

 

Can we get a clear answer on hair or urine drug test?

 

It's urine, and it's a 10-panel test

 

It's urine, stool, and pubic hair samples. Very thoro

 

And the more drugs you test positive for, the better the chance you get hired.
You need to be stone-cold blasted to get through the workday here.

 

And the more schlongs, better the chance I'll gobble your knobs.
I want a stone-cold hemmoroid blasted on my chin to get through the workday here.

 

dont' worry about a drug test...that old lady in facilities smokes pot everyday and she's still employed.

 

you mean the one that stands around a gossips all day...wonder what TW would think if he knew what she says about him and his family.

 

LOL-I know the one you're talking about

 

Is it drug or urine. Please give clear answer

 

Do you know what type of drug test they give?

 

It’s stool

 

Jesus, it’s a damn piss test.

You were expecting what exactly?? A lie detector test?

 

no reason to be a dick...the last I knew it was a 7 panel urine.

to the lie detector comment...go have another drink!!!