Sexual Harasment @ Corporate

Have you been sexually harassed by a superior? If so, DO NOT go to HR. Instead, hire an attorney and have them negotiate a settlement and a way out. HR (K.O) specifically is there to cover management ass. Report it to HR and the wicked witch will turn it around and use it against you. This company has a MALE EGO problem.

 

Trust us in Human Resources. Do tell us all you know and we will have your manager terminated if deemed a valid allegation. We are here to help you.

 

Don't talk to an attorney, they will ruin your life. Contact us in confidentiality and we will straighten out the problem swiftly.

 

We take allegations from females with a grain of salt, as most are on a performance plan and looking for easy way out.

 

We also know what medications you're taking from company insurance RX plan.This helps us when there's delusional lies told and the gals with severe "daddy issues" are the worst.

 

Know what's really classy? I like how company retreats and meetings turn into full on parties after 5pm. Open up the bar tab and get everyone wasted. Woohoo, nothing like the frat atmosphere @ Myriad!