Thanks for the Christmas Gift?

Discussion in 'Lundbeck' started by anonymous, Jan 4, 2018 at 2:17 PM.

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  1. anonymous

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    No lump of coal or switches, not even a card! Is Ebenezer Scrooge in charge in Deerfield at the Home Office? Things were good this year financially for Lundbeck so why not share the wealth while we have it. Little Timmy is at home and had to beg alms for a crust of bread, Thank you Ebenezer for your generosity.
     

  2. anonymous

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    Couldn't agree more! They brag about record profits (that won't happen this year!), and then they are too damn cheap to mail out a $0.50 Christmas card! Other companies are celebrating the Trump corporate tax cuts by GIVING their employees an extra bonus! Not Lundbeck, no sir! No, they would rather flush money down a toilet with meetings like LUNA! 4 days in Vegas doing absolutely nothing productive! If they mention patient profiles out there, i swear i will puke right where I am sitting/standing!! Or pay ASM's for managing 6 or 7 reps, or RBD's with the same amount of ASM's! You can't make up this lack of any business sense whatsoever! Soon they will announce some nobody as our new CEO, then he will bring out the old layoff ax and start chopping like old whats-his-face did.

    If the DOJ fines us, the layoffs will be even worse. A reorg is coming in 2018, and all of you with your collective heads in the sand will be wishing you had been more proactive in getting out of here!
     
  3. anonymous

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    Hey they could have brought back the portable arson kit from a few years back
     
  4. anonymous

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    Too funny! That was THE most dumb gift I have ever seen! Yeah, record profits and not even a Xmas card. With generic Xenazine and Sabril killing the brand name, Onfi falling off the cliff this year, and no pipeline, where do we have to go? I know, let's do the exact same thing we've done each and every year, and that's patient profiles! Total insanity.
     
  5. anonymous

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    Yes this has become embarrassing. If the industry were expanding more instead of cutting back no one would be working for this tight ass bunch of Danes. We are trapped for now but we are escaping a few at a time.
     
  6. anonymous

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    Don’t kid yourself - if they sent us a card you would bitch that all they sent us was a card. I think that the days of Holiday gifts are over for most companies. My previous manager told me they hand to spend their own $ to send anything to their team this year. The good ol days are gone.
     
  7. anonymous

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    ummm.... don’t most teams pitch in to buy their manager a gift out of their own pocket????
     
  8. anonymous

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    The best is they make a charity donation you selected and get to write that off as a tax saving donation to charity.

    If they gave you a gift, that would have been taxed to you as compensation and they would have to spend money they don't have. They want to lower their taxable income and help out some foundations of course, ones that only help our product lines.

    The corporate tax savings will not result in anything for US employees despite being the majority contributor to the world business. If Lundbeck is saving 10-20% in corporate taxes it will be interesting to see how small the raises are. The acting CEO will continue buying back shares with the savings making all the board members filthy rich and laugh at all of us in the states working for them.
     
  9. anonymous

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    Why do you guys still work here?
     
  10. anonymous

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    I can tell you most of "US" are looking to get out. Bitching is our therapy until the Zoloft kicks in. If you work at Lundbeck and are not looking for a new job, you had better double your Zoloft dose. :)
     
  11. anonymous

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    TO THE PIT OF MISERY !! DILLY DILLY !!
     
  12. anonymous

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    Dilly Dilly!