I Drove Around Today and Farted in my Car

Make it a cologne and sell it for 200 bucks and maybe someone will patent it

 

Fantastic idea! Especially after frijoles negros.

 

Who are you talking about?

 

You can have wishful thinking but the party will come to an end for all soon!

 

2018 will be the year for all.

 

Get Ready for the party has begun!

 

Rim shot!!!!

 

Im going to fart in my car today and love it

 

THE GAME IS HEADED IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION YOU FOOL

 

LOL

 

Finally

 

Heading into my car and have some stomach pain.I guess i will be farting in it for a while

 

Same with me. Fun!

 

My doctor said it is from stress. All test came back negative

 

C. Diff? H. Pylori? E.Coli? Celiac disease?

 

The best and long-lasting car infuser is a little creamer. J

Just roll into a diner, grab one of the those little creamers with the pull tab (they have to be the refrigerated version-think spoilage), pop the top a tiny bit and prop it up somewhere deep under one of the seats (it wouldn't hurt to use a sharpie to help it blend in). That little bastard will stink like a herd of cats had a bladder infection in a few weeks. Then you can enjoy the day they come and pick up your car.

 

Brilliant!!

 

Just eat a bit of black beans with a side of onions. That will do the trick

 

Ducolax will cleanse you

 

I will have this for lunch today. Hate this stupid car