Gilligan, The SS Minnow is floundering and another storm may be coming. The professor and his chemistry set hasn't been seen in years and the Howells can only sit around buying more overpriced shares. Time to stop fiddling with Maryann and Ginger's coconuts and find a fix and soon. Since the skipper left, you seem to do nothing but dream of your own mansions and palm trees. Better reinvent the SS Minnow soon and in a big way, or the bad market pirates will send your SS Minnow down to the bottom of the sea. Glub glub glub! Get moving, Gilligan, you and the Howells have wasted enough time already. Yours truly, The Mainland Ps: Maryann and Ginger don't like you, either.
No, it's GILLIGAN...and your ship of monkeys and lab rats is sinking as we speak. Back to the head scratching for you, GILLIGAN!
