Big Ben

Leveraging Connections to Increase Our Tenacity

 

Only grit and tenacity can get you to the top of the inverted pyramid.

Let that sink in.

 

He is so narcissistic that he prob loves all the attention even if it’s all 100% negative. Scum bag

 

This describes Ben to a tee.

 

Mark, Mark, Mark.... is this all you got? Go back to Canada. Loser

 

I can verify #4, Dougherty was indeed on a plan and skating on thin ice.

 

Ben Ben Ben......you screwed up. Mark and Perry are pissed.

 

Ok. KJ. U r fake and I told him about u

 

We need to officially mark this moment on the Shire time line. Prior to letter, we will refer to it as B.B. = Before Ben. And now we are in the time period called A.B.= After Ben.
Please be remember this, trust me it will be an important date. It will be used in conversations for years to come.. part of the Shire lexicon moving forward. Thank you
#Benisgod

 

No shit. I just looked her up and she is SMOKING HOT!

 

Exactly... and that's why they called his name to Go on stage and reward him for vice president Circle at our national meeting 2 weeks ago... everyone on a pip is called to the stage and gets that award...

 

Ben

Thanks Again

For Expressing What We All Think

Have a Great Weekend!

You are a Legend!

Signed

Entire Shire Sales Force

 

Couldn't have said it better... Thank you and have a good weekend Ben...#Legend

 

Ok, enough with the love-fest. Time for Ben to move on and new Ben emerge. The bar has been set. Let's see, who ups the ante? Time for someone to walk up on stage with Perry and grab the mic.

 

How about you grow a pair and walk on up?

 

Tallahasse checking in. I can absolutely verify 4 & 5 are accurate. Not sure about the rest.

 

Ben's tears can cure cancer.... too bad he never cries...

 

1. Ben gave his father “the talk”
2. Ben's passport requires no photograph
3. When Ben drives a car off the lot, its price increases in value
4. Once a rattlesnake bit Ben, after 3 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died
5. Ben's cinco de Mayo party starts on the 8th of March
6. Ben's feet don’t get blisters, but his shoes do
7. Ben once went to the psychic, to warn her
8. If Ben were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off a strong urge to thank him
9. Whatever side of the tracks Ben’s currently on is the right side, even if he crosses the tracks he’ll still be on the right side
10. Ben can speak Russian… in French
11. Ben never says something tastes like chicken.. not even chicken
12. Superman has pijamas with Ben's logo

 

There’s to merit to this even if it is True. Shire Pip’s are random at best if your manager has been told to get rid of you. Know 2 (and now 3 If Ben was on one) instances of this where the rep was literally top 5-15% of nation and put on PIP for THE most ridiculous reasons that most HR departments would see as targeting but not at CORRUPT Shire. One of them literally won VP club the week before are you KIDDING ME.

Also who cares if he left for less money. This life is short and let’s be honest our day to day sucks driving shitty cars, carrying shitty drugs (speed to kids if you’re a Peds rep) and working for a company with NO integrity that literally FO is going to dumb as SOON as he gets the chance. Shocker that nobody wants us (total sarcasm)

Ben you’re the man. You will always be the man. Peace out mother truckers. Hope y’all can find a new gig soon- this train is gonna come to a stop sooner than y’all wanna think.

 

**no merit