How 'bout that new law suit ladies

...don’t worry...even if you partook then in the unlawful hoopla you wish now to expose, just say you were following strict orders.

 

Everyone knows sustained, blinding levels of fear, oppression and “job rage” may cause total compliance. Go with that you’ll be fine. (Just omit the part about all the stock options we be gettin’ on the downlowww thankyajo!!)

 

Everyone knows sustained, blinding levels of fear, oppression and “job rage” may cause total compliance. Go with that.

 

When beefcake “research” like this one is considered press worthy..... God help us all.
New Study Investigates the Performance of Masimo SpHb During Acute Bleeding and After Fluid Resuscitation
"The relatively wide levels of agreement (-1.3 to 1.3 g/dL) might limit the accuracy of SpHb."
https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20180312005323/en/New-Study-Investigates-Performance-Masimo-SpHb®-Acute

 

70 subjects Lol! On the market over 10 years now and still dependent on contracted optimism to fight off the bad hype. No different than spraying cheap perfume on a badfart. Crude and wrong...surely, but does fake news really work? Ask any politician.

 

Research conclusions drawn from 21 or fewer subjects are clinically useful to the extent that any snippet of information is clinically useful.
https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20180222005495/en/New-Study-Evaluates-Performance-Masimo-SpHb®-Monitoring

 

Never seen a company try so hard for so long to convince people their product doesn’t suck as bad as everyone says, including users of the product, clinical researchers, MD’s and judges.

 

there are no users only havers. mad ones.

 

Masimo got no ears just a big mouth and a bullhorn with which to bark and a whip with which to whip you with until we see the light. God is great.

 

Dude it is a fun job if you like yelling and backstabbing

 

Backstabbing is a popular sport on the Island of Joe.

 

Naw, just an icebreaker, It’s how we mingle.

 

That place was a tornado of regrettable experiences. I got out of there asap. You will too.

 

It is what it is. A good place to get paid while you’re looking for job.

 

Masimo featured on p.18

“Creative Accounting: It’s not just Fraud”
https://www.buceph.com/uploads/8/0/9/8/80984952/flipchart_-_asia_1.pdf

 

If you think the accounting there is “creative” you should see the research hello.

 

You will need a court order for that. And a gibberish interpreter.

 

And a penchant for obtuse “loophole warfare”

 

If you like JoK’s creative accounting and research,
you will LOVE his creative marketing: Only masimo can take a clinically useless 510K-cleared product and sell it to the world as a life-saving “first-ever breakthrough technology.” If this style of creativity wasn’t so deceptive or threatening to patient safety, it would be ingenious.

 

In joetown the only difference between a breakthrough technology and a broken one is a few good lawyers.