History & Lore Valeant Pharmaceuticals

Myths, Monsters, Valeant Employees. This is the place to discuss local urban legend about the ongoing practices of the most horrifying place to work in America, some say the World!!!

 

Old story tellers tell of a midget troll that lived in an strange land called consolidations. This troll hunted and drove the upstanding Valeant village people to leave there land and settle in a faraway land called the unemployment line. The troll’s smell was unbearable, the town folks that remained were forced to wear gas masks all day and night. The troll was not destroyed until a brave stuttering warrior took out a sword and drove it into the troll’s stomach. A strong substance of dirty descent came out to the towns folk’s despair. The troll had been destroyed, but the smell was more unbearable. The smell continues to this day in an land called Valeant Pharmaceuticals.

 

"upstanding Valeant village people"? What the heck are you smoking, son? Hmm, it's 420 day, so now I get it.

 

I hear this troll gives the most magical hand jobs in the land. It is the stuff of legends!!

 

Ur a sick puppy. Please seek help.

 

Great story!!! It’s filled with rich history. This needs to be in a leather bound book. Tell the origin story of “The Dirty Midget In Consolidations”. It will blow everyone’s minds!!