Dr. Jones, please hold while I use Skype to call a random MSL who is home today for a 4 hour shift to take calls such as this one. They are probably mowing their lawn or binge watching their favorite show on Netflix, so the call may ring for a few minutes before they answer. While Skype is trying to connect, allow me to hook up an external speaker and microphone because the one on my giant iPad is complete crap... Once I hand you my enormous cellphone, um I mean iPad, you will not be able to see the random MSL, nor will you be able to see any information they may share with you on the screen. I hope this will shed light on your most awesome and time-sensitive question, and that I can check a box showing I used this incredibly inefficient tool. After the Skype non-video chat is over, you may receive an email and/or letter in the mail as a follow up to your question. Thank you for taking 20 minutes of your time to participate in a service that could have easily been handled in 2 minutes with an MSL task.
In the good all days an educated rep would’ve taken care of the issue himself and not had to screw around with all this bullshit. Yes, we have come along way baby!
My external bluetooth speaker made all the difference. Now if only I can get a doctor to agree to try it.
Hold on doc, all I do here is sample drop and ask for a signature. Let me connect you to someone, via video, sitting at home, for any thought provoking information you might need. Over and out
Dr Jones, you are in for a rare treat. Sit right down and prepare yourself mentally to live in the future, today. You will be astonished by the technological wonders you are about to experience. You will thrill to the sights and sounds I am about to place before your very eyes!
So wait. Now we have an app that we have to open to get to Matrix Connect, then sign in online and then click a link to be taken back to the Skype app?! What a bunch of crap.
