I will come out after I am done counting all the money that I will be making in this deal. It's going to take a while even though I'm counting by 1000's. happy selling. Please be as Brave as the patient's you serve while you are out there today. Flem
My family and I are on vacation until the first week of July. I’m resting up for my appearance in Rome on the incentive trip. I worked very hard in 2017 and I definitely earned it. Keep working hard right up until you’re let go, I mean until we make changes that will benefit patients. Certainly we won’t make decisions with mine and Perry’s best interest in mind. It’s all about the patients. Now I’m off. You should feel privileged that I came on here to let you know I’m ok between croquet matches. Canary island croquet is the best croquet in the world.
This made me laugh. Can one of the many senior leaders who read this site please tell phlegm there is something funny about him on here?
I am relaxing on the beach, working on my second edition of my Canary Islands newsletter. I am also looking for a back up company to sell us to in case shareholders vote no on the Takeda deal. I think everyone should get on their private jets this summer and do the same as me. By the way, here is a preview of my summer reading list: Sell sell sell until you drop dead as wood How to bully others into selling their companies How to get ahead by taking a vacation and braging about it while laying workers off
Thank you, but I’m not doing any real work right now since I am relaxing on the beach. Here’s some more books you should read this summer: Blindly follow the leadership rules and sell Don’t think - just sell How to buy up companies like a bully without really trying
You’re definition of soaring is insane. Please look at the stock price before flem got here. You mustn’t be a stock holder.
I love that you point out an auto correct misspelling of ‘your’ as your comeback for not knowing Shire stock has lost close to 40% of its value under Flem. YOU’RE smart
Hi Ho My Shire minions, Sitting here on the beach in my thong euro-bathing suit re-reading Death of a Salesman. Boy, that boss of Willy is quite a character. I use Willy's boss' character as my vision for my management style. I think I about got it but I will definitely improve in my next CEO position. Warmest and deepest regards, Flemmy
Hello Shire Family, I recently became aware of the high rate of chlamydia in Norway and decided Shire will make it our priority to treat these brave patients. So I am flying to Norway to learn more and I will be starting an STD franchise effective immediately. There is a lot of money in sex, I mean STDs, as many people just can’t control their urges. It may take some time to get up and running, so in the meantime if you travel to Norway, please bring lots of condoms to protect yourself against the locals. Here is a link with more info: https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/978090/Norway-Chlamydia-warning-welcome-to-land-of-chlamydia-7-Eleven-condom-ad-watch Yours in good health, Flem
As if our newly humbled leader would care about STDs!!! You know he’s paying for it on the regular... bet he has some super crazy HPV strains! A reason to study him, otherwise he is just a typical washed up man who won’t ever be able to wet his beak again! At least not bravely...
So this must have been you Flemming, dressed up in a costume at the beach and spraying glitter at people while starring in this commercial in Norway? https://www.theguardian.com/society/video/2015/jul/01/giant-glitter-penis-sexual-health-campaign-video
