Helsinn

when does the Helsinn shaving cream hit the market

 

Stop by our booth and see Moronski plucking his fiddle at ASCO booth #0000 back by the McCormack crappers...the the The that’s right he will be there
At 2:45 the magic sliding thumb and mr pocket pool Vp with a never ending supply of oxygen that allows him to spew stupidity form his oral orface will be center booth smiling and clicking there pens to the beat of I started a joke by The Bee Gees
Good times

 

To what do you attribute the high # of headcount resignations of Field and Homeoffice personnel in the last 18 months?

More to leave

 

you really think they were all resignations?

 

Helsinn is Fantasy Island. Riccardo-Mr. Roarke. Some reps treated like guests and ride Bus 1. Those on Bus 2 are like a team of Tattoos. Their job is to yell De Plane! De Plane! as more of Mr. Roarke's artwork is delivered to Fantasy Island.

 

Juvenile wanna be pod boy

 

Bus #1 response

 

nothing beats Andrea's annual panettone. Italian fruitcake.

 

How about cancel booth at ASSco so I can have $ to ramrod food down offices
Not like docs wil be at either one of them

 

When is the Bus #1 Money payout for me?

 

TRUTH ..... not the only one either...

 

slices of panettone at ASCO Helsinn Booth

 

Time for Helsinki to dial up ol buddy mao tse tung and get him to do another Chinese Pharmacy buy in ....May push the avg up to 3 vials a week
Depends selling like hot cakes in Islin nJ

 

Oh my friends I just can’t stop watching this accident that continues to unfold in front of each us on a daily basis. Like watching “Taken” for the 10th time we all know the ending but we enjoy all the action leading up to the crescendo. Meanwhile in Monte Carlo the leader of Administratium is sipping on opus 1 while admiring art work that he has paid a kings ransom for while pondering the future of his “Atlantis”. And back in NJ summer camp is over. Those days of slumbering in late and working 4 days a week are in the rear view mirror. There is a new sheriff in town and to everyone’s surprise the man in charge is sifting through the cat litter left by his predecessor with a sifter. Under his watch this crack team of um um ?leaders? has taken the future of their company into the abyss. 2 months and less than 50 vials booked, holly #*@&. In light of this underwhelming success, Administratium has decided to double down and increase the sales force size by 20 plus more willing, mind numbed robots. Have no fear folks nccn is coming.....oops you mean we forgot to submit everything necessary for inclusion in a timely manner. Shocking but sadly true, meanwhile the fish have really been biting here off my boat, that is of course my office, somewhere in the south. More to come but until then, stay thirsty my friends,

 

regrettably true

 

Helsinn expanding the field sales team.
Is it a good company?
Bright future?
Culture?

 

If you like driving a Gremlin
Having staff look at you like you have 3 eyes
Feeling utterly helpless

 

Are the products good?

 

This meeting is something else

 

Whooooooos excited for Valchlor!!!