Excuses given

Discussion in 'Shire' started by anonymous, Oct 17, 2018 at 8:36 PM.

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  1. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Lets start a list of all the lame ass excuses we have been told that goals and/or bonus payout will be delayed!

    1. ZS Accociates got hacked (the latest)
    2. Oops, sorry, computer glitch.
    3. Bad weather/Nor-Easter
    4. Data delayed by IMS.
    5. “We are looking over data to insure you get the most accurate goals/bonus payout, so it will be delayed by a week or two.”

    What others have I missed?
     

  2. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Hey gang,
    Hope y’all are having a good week out there in the field.

    Our goals will be delayed just a bit we want to ensure we are using the most accurate and up to date data we have available.

    I appreciate your patience in this.

    I’m sure every is ready for the weekend; and we appreciate all your efforts out there in the field
     
  3. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    They know we will buy anything! “Nothing to worry about”. “No changes in OBU”. “Business as usual”. “The POA meeting is NOT cancelled”. “Ask Iiris is the answer for all issues”. “We are focused on people development”. “We will get commercial and Med D wins for 2019”. “My dog ate the Q4 goal statement”. Man are we stupid!
     
  4. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

     
  5. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Now this is funny!
     
  6. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Isn't that the truth... They keep feeding us shit and we keep talking it
     
  7. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

     
  8. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    CALM DOWN, SPARKY! Y'all will get your bonus if you earned it!
     
  9. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    No excuses. Just do your job and get paid