National Sales Meeting

Go troll somewhere else!

 

Nobody ever did come out with the whole story- what did actually happen? Can't do a repeat unless the original story is known.

 

I predict that most of us will show up because our new jobs don't start until Q1. I believe that anyone from the main stage will look out and see the tops of about a hundred of our heads while we look down at our phones and finish our last minute Christmas shopping and text each other about what a waste of time this meeting is.

 

Hilarious! Also so true!

 

The forehead will wander out on stage looking lost and disheveled. His opening monologue will be a meandering stream of why Novo was wrong to fire him followed with mumbling semi-incoherent statements about the Board. Then Forehead will wake up, pupils dialated, spit flying from his lips, "PEPE, PEPE"..... shuffling out on stage will be the illiterate immigrate exclaiming "we can cut costs and grow the brand".....

Stupid is... as Stupid does.....

 

Great video today, can’t pay the field, but we can send out a video with slides and pools that we can’t use. Useless

 

Double reverse psychology. It will improve your sales performance! Lol. Upper management is a who's who if big pharma rejects.