New Compensation Program Announced

In light of complaints about the new compensation system (who knew that a mere $15,000 reduction in base pay would generate such a negative reaction), management has developed a new system for paying bonuses. The new program is called "Three Card Monty" and is patterned after the fun street game enjoyed by millions across the developed world.

To keep things fun, the chance of hitting your full bonus will be on par with the chance of winning the street game. So stay positive out there and keep you eyes on the "prize."