Who killed Amitiza?

Discussion in 'Jazz Pharmaceuticals' started by anonymous, Apr 4, 2019 at 10:49 AM.

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  1. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    News from the Sucampo board. Amitiza was struck and killed by an errant golf cart driven by a doctor friend who was on his way to a Chinese lunch. Memorial services to be held in the “media room” (public library) shortly after volunteer hours at the “women’s shelter gift shop”.
     

  2. anonymous

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    The REAL story is that my 145 lb. Akita, Maximus responded to the little ankle biter getting into my back yard after the "yard guys" left the gate open. Just prior to his shift working the register at the women's shelter, while "paying" the yard guys for their weekly service. He's still angry about the new Crohn's Disease diagnosis from "paying" the yard guys. I hope he gets a bigger dog next time.
     
  3. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Hah, hah, hah! Excellent post!