Prepare yourself for social engineering and identity politics

Discussion in 'Celgene' started by anonymous, Jan 3, 2019 at 6:52 PM.

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  1. anonymous

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    It's our mantra and it will soon be yours. We reward the following:

    diversity
    females
    trans or non cis
    pagans, witches, and just about anything non-Christian

    you will spend time at each POA with an auditor who will clear you of your micro-aggressions, implicit bias, and institutional racism.

    you will sit back at take orders from divorced or never married alpha females who hate men or you will take them from emasculated European beta males who sit down to urinate

    you will learn to like womens soccer instead of American football

    you will purge yourself of your patriarchy and learn to take orders from Nubian princesses

    prepare
     

  2. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    That was priceless. Think you left out unconscious bias. Ghost of a ghost. Good overview.
     
  3. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Agreed. I prefer things like it is, all white males.
     
  4. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    obviously a poser, because we are all white and asian females

    nice try fcuktard
     
  5. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Great!!! Sooooo can’t wait to get my coaching on what proper pronouns to use with someone who identifies as something other than what their biological type says. Awesome job merica.
     
  6. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    My god this is spot on.
     
  7. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Who wrote this? Celgenes general manager of the UK?
     
  8. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Wow this is very eye-opening. I interviewed with Celgene three years ago and it was two Alpha females loaded with stock options and what not that interviewed me and then I had an interview from a sales representative and she was a nasty lady. Come to think of it I only know one male who works at Celgene. Is it some sort of iron box alpha ladies club or something? Probably why it went down the tubes and got swallowed by BMS.
     
  9. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    That’s Celgene. Many posts describe the arrogance & it is/was predominant. Though now they’re crying. Most are self absorbed so don’t feel too bad for them.
     
  10. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Well stated- so true of this snowflake generation.
    Last 10 years of nothing leadership at every level of society has this wrought
    Corporate America has no leadership
     
  11. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    I prefer my management and sales force pure as snow.
     
  12. anonymous

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  13. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    You left out that you will not meet anyone over 50 years old. That group is put on a canoe and sent out to sea only after receiving several doses of abuse.
     
  14. anonymous

    anonymous Guest


    Wow, do spot on it's not even funny, very well summarized!!!
     
  15. anonymous

    anonymous Guest


    Wait. help me understand... you interviewed with Celgene 3 years ago and... not get the job? Based on the description of the interview you didn’t but ARE STILL STALKING CELGENE ON CAFE PHARMA?? Phew- sounds like they doges a stalker bullet by not hiring you lol
     
  16. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Sounds like the original poster is an under performing white male with a small organ complex. I am a white male, average performer in sales and bed, but I don’t blame others for my short comings...get it?
     
  17. anonymous

    anonymous Guest


    sounds like you are "woke"
    congratulations Mr. Average
     
  18. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Don’t know what “woke” means, but I assume you are very “woke” within your peer group. I do know what a bad attitude looks and sounds like...and so does BMS. Hope that bad attitude and whiner mentality is worth the loss of a job in what will soon be a flooded Pharma job market.
     
  19. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Love all the new intersectional coalition groups here at Celgene.

    We always had the women’s group but now we have one for blacks, gays and Asians, along with constant reminders to attend their networking event. If I miss it will I be jettisoned for wrongthink and sent off to the netherworld?

    PS - I don’t know who the hell has the time to attend the “Big Gay Ice Cream Social” when the hustle to produce 200% before the headsmen get here with their axes is so pronounced.
     
  20. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    The most ridiculous new thing is to self identify your pronouns. For example at our next compliance meeting, when introducing myself to my new legal colleagues from BMY, an appropriate intro might be,

    "Hi, my name is Abraham and my pronouns are he or his"

    or

    "Hi, my name is Priscella and my pronouns are he or his."

    I guess it does let everyone know where you stand so no one gets insulted, but the PC police are strong and getting stronger.