Does anyone like superdave on second shift?

I feel like no one like this guy

 

Don’t hate the orange glasses

 

He's got glaucoma guys

 

No one has glaucoma, he is just odd

 

A lot of people go to college for 12 years ... they're called doctors.

 

I heard he was the number one topic on last years survey

 

It’s a educated thing, you wouldn’t understand...

 

Spends thousands of dollars to be brainwashed and in debt. Your right I don't understand.
Why did you stop wearing the orange glasses?

 

I can tell by the animosity in your post that you’re either jealous or just un intelligent. Spending money to further your education and better yourself is a good thing, you should give it a try sometime.

 

So you failed to answer about the glasses? I’m guessing that Misty doesn’t like them......

 

He gets all the girls with the Harvard shirt.

 

*Boys

 

I don't know why superdave is so hated by all of you "un intelligent" mouth breathers. You all should be lifting him up by his micro phallus, and praising him for his Harvard "certifications."

I can't believe Misty broke his heart like that, either. She used him for awesome kiss concert tickets, a kiss t-shirt that she modeled around the shop for him, and hell- he even ran the laser for her so she could just sit there in awe of his super-ness. That little oily, fetal alcohol syndrome looking hoe should be grateful such a fine specimen of a man even gave her the time of day.

Now Carmen is back to thinking she knows what the fuck she's doing, and has lil Dave all wrapped around her tatted, sausage-looking finger. God, I feel sorry for the guys in the shop if Carmen cons David into hiring her dopesick, mooching ass baby Daddy after he finishes the machining program. Jerry Springer isn't going to have shit on 2nd shift at the WoC.

Sincerely,

Scott Smalley

 

Don’t you have documents to read out loud for him? Don’t be mad because she don’t want your sorry self

 

Sounds like you’re jealous since Trae will most likely be running a machine before you ever do....

 

:}>

 

I bet Scott still has daddy wash and fold his clothes, probably just mad that Trae has experience with girls and can actually run a cnc machine

 

Thats not cool
I am not running CNC yet
I'd like to
Sometimes I don't know if I should I feel like you know it's really easy and then sometimes I'm like wow ya know
I really hope I can get on and make that guap tho it would really be nice if my girl could smooth talk my way in ya know like I think she could
she tells me all time how David hits on her and srufd
she threw the knuckle sammich line on him the other night ahh man that line always gets me going
I hope she doesn't have to do anything too ya know weird to get me hired but hey if she has to I'm all for it
And to that dude that said I was dopesick that was a long time ago why you gotta air my shit out like that I'm a changed man and all

 

So why did superdave stop wearing the orange glasses?

 

Son what have I told you about being on the Internet? You need to be more focused on school so you can actually become a man. Next time you’re grounded, no questions asked.

Love,

Todd Smalley