Layoffs

The numbers don’t lie, son. You are delusional. There is no hope for Bio, but there is still hope for you. You can turn your life around. Don’t be embarrassed to start over, from the ground up. Have you explored the available opportunities at your local Burger King? On certain days of the week, walk in interviews are possible. Plus, if hired, free uniforms are provided and the employee meals are discounted. And the new BK Bacon King is delicious. Hope this helps.

 

Agree, mostly Quest rejects for one reason or another.

 

And they are proud of it. Pretty hilarious that they boast about it on our own website. I guess being fired by Quest is more impressive than being employed by Bioreference