Panic at Quest--UHC

If you are comfortable being with a group that has literally came to our office day in and day out spewing non-truths about testing that we have confirmed is inaccurate, then you go for it. In answer to your question, you are still the loser! I guarantee that a medical degree will trump any “bonus” you may receive from telling falsehoods about testing and even turnaround times. Please tell me you haven’t misrepresented test result times! You are no better than these overnight toxicology labs that spring up overnight!

 

Listen you ungrateful quack, be thankful that you even have a Labcorp account number at all. Chiropractors and Holistic healers are normally required to order through our Patient Service Centers, when the law allows them to. Hope this helps.

 

I have a multi-office practice as well and have been reviewing what has been said lately. ‘Quack’ and ‘thankful’ are the 2 words that stand out the most. I wasn’t going to participate in this waste of time but now I must comment. Why should the medical profession been THANKFUL of LabCorp. You are merely a vendor that supplies testing to us just like any other lab service. Don’t think that you are anything more that a commodity business. I use different labs for different testing and no, it does not slow down my staff or cause a major catastrophe. Now that I know how Labcorp feels about their customers, you won’t have to worry about this “Quack” anymore. I am sure that Quest thanks you!

 

If you are a chiropractor please stick to approved test list. You are a chiropractor and not a medical doctor. Stick to cracking backs and selling multi-treatment packages

 

His comments just confirmed 100% that he’s a chiropractor. And absolutely this one is a quack and a half. Only quackapractors get so uppity when you question their so called “credentials”. It’s funny when these idiots think they have a choice to switch labs. The patients and the insurances have all the power. They are nothing more than low level employees who couldn’t practice without our services.

 

So true. They call it practicing medicine because they have no idea what they’re doing. All the while, we provide actual concrete medical information. They’d be lost without us. I love when they act all important, while they’re up to their eyes in debt and would sell their own grandmothers organs for lunch at the Olive Garden.

 

How can a company as big as LH have so many uneducated people representing it? Do you even know what oncology means? You are right on why I would spend what few minutes for a break to even stoop to this level. As far as Olive Garden, if it is so much beneath you, why do you continually haul it into my offices thinking that the lunch alone would get even 20% of my business? Comment away all you want now because I made my mind up a few posts ago to put my testing with a more reputable group, at least in this area, QUEST. Maybe you should be out trying to figure out how to pay for your children’s braces or pool dues for the Country Club that you really can’t afford. Who knows, we may let your kids caddy for us. (HE) is a chiropractor?? Uneducated losers!

 

How many questions/subjects did you jam into this word salad? Let’s count.

1. How can LH employ uneducated people?
2. Do we know what oncology means?
3. Why you would stoop to the level of posting here (which you seem quite fond of).
4. An invitation for us to comment more.
5. Telling us how you wish you could use Quest (as if the choice was yours).
6. Comments about children’s braces.
7. Concerns about country club fees.
8. A (presumably) insincere offer to employ our children.
9. Questioning if are parents are chiropractors?
10. And finally and ironic attempt to label us as losers.

It’s a wonder that no one takes you seriously.

 

Hey dumbass did you ever stop and think that maybe those that are posting don’t work for LCA? Typical arrogant doctor. Expensive medical degree but no common sense.

 

Sure. Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce. We all know where you work, son. Question is, why do you keep littering up message boards that are specifically designed for sales executives in the clinical lab industry? Doesn’t the home of the whopper have a home for you and your juvenile coworkers?

 

Umm.....My comments were directed towards the friendly “doctor”. I’d ask you to keep up but I realize you can’t help yourself. Gotta chirp away at every turn. What a fool. No need to respond. We have all heard your same lines over and over. I told you before just do it. Shoot yourself in the face. It won’t take long.

 

18 U.S. Code§ 373.Solicitation to commit a crime of violence

A felony that has as an element the use, attempted use, or threatened use of physical force against property or against the person of another in violation of the laws of the United States, and under circumstances strongly corroborative of that intent, solicits, commands, induces, or otherwise endeavors to persuade such other person to engage in such conduct, shall be imprisoned not more than one-half the maximum term of imprisonment or (notwithstanding section 3571) fined not more than one-half of the maximum fine prescribed for the punishment of the crime solicited, or both; or if the crime solicited is punishable by life imprisonment or death, shall be imprisoned for not more than twenty years.

Hope this helps.

 

Nice job HTH. You put and end to that nonsense, tout de suite, didn’t you.