inVentiv West-Ward

Have the numbers been changed so much that we are in Q3 already?

 

no numbers, no bonus check, no surprise

 

Wait, you didn’t hear? Lou spent our bonus checks in the Dominican.

 

that bonus check sure helped over Memorial Day weekend

 

Why are all the favorites leaving? Are those numbers too transparent?

 

HR might be surprised to find out what the real reason is...

 

If you get your chance get out. Now that I'm out my numbers make sense, don't have to flirt with doctors and I didnt have to work July 5th! Life is good.

 

been 2 years since the OP wrote this message but it could’ve been today.The only thing OP didn’t warn everyone about was the fact that all the reporting is bullshit based on which reps he wants to bonus & which reps he wants to punish although he did allude to it with the part about his favorites. Oh well. Happy selling today, don’t forget to bribe your pharmacists with donuts or cupcakes or even a backroom BJ if you have to!!

 

what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas

 

don’t tell anyone what I did to you. the gay culture is not acceptable by the boys club.

 

ooh do tell what happened in Vegas, maybe we can compare notes

 

& what happens in Atlantic City, stays in Atlantic City

 

Hate to hear he had cancer, but he could at least be honest with the numbers

 

better make sure your docs know that it’s up to them whether or not you win the SUMMER SIZZLIN contest god what a fucking joke we’ve all become get out now before you’re totally dead inside

 

Quiet here. how’s everyone doing out there? I know it’s rough, sitting in your car in doctor office parking lots, questioning all of your life decisions & wondering how you ended up here but before you just hopelessly give up & drive off, remember.. the summer sizzler contest is still going on so get your sad unmotivated ass in that office & sell those nurses.

 

Pretty easy to make the numbers say whatever you want when you white space and national accounts data you can play around with. Just go to work, see your offices, spend your budget and know that it’s all an illusion

 

the same thing that happened to your numbers.. POOF disappeared by NJ Hickma mafia

 

This contract is a joke. The sales team look like Best Buy employees, not typical Pharma. How profitable are we selling a generic product, especially when a third player just got approved? Start dusting off those resumes.

 

Who’s excited about the POA? Will all of the breakout sessions just be attempts to brainwash us into believing the Mylan thing isn’t going to be a complete disaster for this contract?