Before you interview at Alexion ..... Read This!

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  1. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Here is a story about a bird who found his lessons in the most unlikely of places:

    Once upon a time, there was a nonconforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started southward. In a short time, ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end. But then the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by and hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds. The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping sparrow and promptly ate him.

    Now, it may seem that there are no lessons here, but there are. In fact, there are three:

    1. Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy.
    2. Everyone who gets you out of shit is not necessarily your friend.
    3. If you’re warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut.
     

  2. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Today's lesson brought to you by the letters "H" and "R".
     
  3. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    youre a fucking weirdo. get help. fast
     
  4. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    If you want to work at Alexion, find a friend.... get a dog! Otherwise no one is to be trusted at Alexion.
     
  5. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    This place is a backstabbers heaven
     
  6. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    pit of vipers....... meanwhile King is laughing ass off counting his millions - thanks Tolga and Mutz for f-ing this place up.
     
  7. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    there are snakes everywhere in this organisation. All they care about is their bread. It's unfortunate.
     
  8. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Snakes???? Pythons would be an appropriate analogy