Soliqua OAD Launch???

At AADE this weekend and someone came to the booth and said “you guys are still selling Soliqua?”

Kinda says it all doesn’t it? So...I introduced her to Larry and afterwards jumped off the highest balcony I could find

 

Soliqua is the Apidra of GLPs. Apidra is the screen door on a submarine.

Sanofi is a brand of condoms that come with holes drilled in it.

Sanofi managers are the meth junky buns that live in tents under the freeway underpasses of California.

Someone get me an eggroll!

 

Why does it hurt when I pee?

 

O.A.D. = Over And Done

We needed MacGuyver as our VP of Marketing. Only he would have been able to cobble together a 1% market share through dental floss, duct tape, a brick and the head of Alfredo Garcia

 

I am sick of this. Why does everyone always shit all over Sanofi's marketing prowess?
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Any top 5 drug company's marketing organization can take a decent product, differentiate it, get it on formularies and make bank.

Sanofi has a unique talent. ONLY Sanofi can take any drug, totally fuck up the launch and fail 100% of the time. Sanofi couldnt get laid in a whorehouse if it had $100 bills falling of its pockets.

At least they are consistent.

Viva Le Sanofi!!!

 

Sanofi New Marketing director
Super Maam

 

New ADA guidelines for 2020:

Recommends Soliqua as 1st line for children.

 

This was the post of the century! Completely true and funny as hell. BTW: HCPs dont care about guidelines and they dont sell anything. Carnahan probably thinks the guidelines were the only thing holding us back...

 

But they care about Larry and the .00002% increase in their prescribing indicates that they are right at their tipping point. Keep pushing Hill People!!!! We are almost at the Soliqua promised land!!!!