Name all the reasons Primary Care Sales SUCK

Discussion in 'Pharma/Biotech Comp - Gen Discussion |Pharma Sales' started by anonymous, Aug 21, 2019 at 11:13 AM.

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  1. anonymous

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    & you should just go work behind the counter at Sherwin Williams instead. I’ll start.

    1. All the disease states can be treated with generics instead of what we selling

    Who’s next
     

  2. anonymous

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    Is Sherwin that brown manager in east?
     
  3. anonymous

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    2. If one of us dropped dead in their sample closet, the doc/nurses would just kick our stiffening corpse outta the way & leave it there to rot, bloat & draw flies.
     
  4. anonymous

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    D) lying daily about the metrics
     
  5. anonymous

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    no that’s akhmed
     
  6. anonymous

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    Mandatory lunches to see some bozo that's not gonna move the dial one way or the other.
     
  7. anonymous

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    Waiting 30 minutes for a signature
     
  8. anonymous

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    The dietary restrictions of the staff:
    3 Vegetarians
    1 Gluten Free
    1 No pork
    1 Tree nut allergy


    Seriously?! I’m not a caterer. Wtf
    I’ll meet all your dietary restrictions. Here’s a big bag of ice.
     
  9. anonymous

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    Seriously it,s now the same cheap thing for everyone. Don’t eat it if you don’t like it. I don’t care, but then I’m buying.
     
  10. anonymous

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    Dude..please dont tell me you twiddle your thumbs for 30 minutes. While surgeons save lives in those same 30 minutes, you can level up in angry birds. Use that 30 minutes to your advantage bro
     
  11. anonymous

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    or read the Daily Mail and catch up on Megan Markles latest fuck up !

    Cruise around on Pinterest & pick out your kids Halloween costume

    Catch up on all those text messages you’ve left on read

    What’s the latest on reddit?

    Browse the podcast app & see what’s new & add to your library

    Got a project at home you’ve been putting off? Pull up YouTube on the company data & watch the how-to demo. Just make sure that shit is on mute so you don’t Let on to the nurses that you aren’t actually working

    I mean.. the opportunities are limitless. You don’t even need an imagination. I’m in a closet now, ffs
     
  12. anonymous

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    if I was a vegan, you know what I’d do every day? Make sure I packed my own pain-in-the-ass lunch, so that I knew I’d have food that was the way I wanted
     
  13. anonymous

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    It's a job, might be a career for maybe 15% of primary care reps..... grown adults with college degrees standing in closets, hallways, converted bathrooms, or waiting in crowded lobbies full of sick people hacking and coughing on you so you can get a signature is not very fulfilling daily life... I'm out of it now.. best part was easy day, pretty good pay... I had plenty of "me" time during the day and still worked more hours than I should have...It beats be 100% commission job with real stress (ie ...can I pay my mtge this month with my commission?)