I’m surprised no one discussed the recent termination of two ConMed employees who were accused of wiping their crap all over the bathroom and peeing on the floor. I personally think one of the guys actually was guilty by association and the other was the culprit. Which is wrong to terminate someone for being blindly naive. The guy was short with dark brown hair. I was in the bathroom several times and saw him acting strange. The blonde guy was no were around. I felt bad for him cause he was a nice guy. Heard a lot of good things about him. This just proves be careful who you hang around work with. I would of been pissed if I lost my job because of a freaking moron is disgusting.
Welcome to Conmed. The poop guy struck in different bathrooms at random times to throw off the managers. And the legend of Mr. Golden Showers lives on. Many guys pee on the floor. That way you exit work with someone's piss under your footwear. You go home and their piss is on your carpet. There was a guy who popped his pimples while working. He plays it off like he was itching his cheek when he noticed he was being watched. He's gone now. Nasty incel was trying his luck with 1 too many girls, got caught up saying the wrong words at the wrong time. Some people are freaking out that he might come back with a weapon and make everyone suffer. He was a strongly disliked person with horrible hygiene/attitude. I hope he finds happiness somewhere with a blow up doll or fleshlight and move on with life. I don't worry about him reading this and becoming angry, he has very poor vision. I noticed attractive people don't last long. Every major meeting where multiple departments meet up in Building 3, there are so many chunky monkeys. They CAN'T walk faster than 1/mph.
Dannnggg I never heard about the other issues ha ha . These people are crazy ! It must be hiring through the temp process that’s bringing in these types of people.
Less than 5 years ago, I forget what building it was; women were throwing their bloody tampons on the floor. EVERYONE had a stand up about it, and there were a few women who were offended it was done with men present. This didn't happen at Target when I was working there. I only heard of homeless customers and ghetto trash doing things like that. But this is a medical device company, shouldn't professionals be working here?
HAHHHH! I got one! This smokin hot intern walked through my area. She was just there for a few months, but she started doing this before she was leaving. She had a funny walk, up until she started farting in our area very quietly, she would walk slowly and then stop and act like she was fixing her shoe or removing lint from her clothes. She would stick around for a little bit to watch people bicker over who farted. The overweight guy was always to blame first. I knew it was her because my breathing air didn't become contaminated until she showed up. Us guys discussed a plan to stop her, so we blocked the door she would normally leave by. And guys blocked the other path. We sparked up a fake over joyed conversation about air pollution from power plants are coming to an end. She started getting annoyed when I was the one that blurted out "We know it's you. Stop farting over here. Why not target someone else for a change?" then other guys were naming people they didn't like. She wouldn't say anything to us, just smile, smirk, shook her head, and breathed while she walked past us. She was ridiculously pretty. I never saw her in my area again but I did see her at a gas station a couple years later. She acted like she didn't recognize me. So I made fart noises at her while giving her the middle finger. She looked at me but I looked away before seeing her reaction. That company really brings out the inner douche in people. Even the pretty ones. Gah-lee I wish I took pics of her.
I've seen 2 asian guys fighting each other in a tiny broom closet. I won't say when or who, but one was suspecting the other one of banging his girl when he wasn't around. They argued about it for hours leading up to this. They avoid damaging each others' faces, forearms, and shins being that those areas of the body are visible to other employees. It was a UFC fight come to life without a ref or crowd or commentator. They were striking, rolling around, and all out trying to kill each other. Afterwards I told them I won't say anything to anyone. One of them told me "yeah, we know you won't, we will deal with you if YOU DO talk". They take it VERY serious. Don't bang an asian guy's girlfriend. I recognized judo, jiu-jitsu, and all out CRAZY.
I remember this entire ordeal. The brown haired shortly really screwed over his workmate! I heard he is working for another medical device company near ConMed. Wonder if he will do the same thing there? Bathroom wreaked of piss!
I wonder where the bathroom bandit is today ? The brown hair guy I think works at another medical device company. That guy was a gem I mean that sarcastically. Steven is the other guy. Good worker. Sadly I think he is ignorant because he chose the wrong company to be around. If you work at ConMed long enough it will drive people insane for sure
I suggested cameras in front of bathrooms and areas where employees tend to mess around. I got a look from everyone like I was spreading a virus that will wipe out 1/3 of the population
