Posting for NS1 Business Unit Head

Qualified internal candidates may post for this elevated role.

Eligible candidates must be able to:

Pronounce Lundbeck properly
Be able to unmute the button on conference calls

 

This is hilarious

 

Best post ive seen in a while. Love it!

 

wear Prada shoes in Oklahoma without being suspected as a drag queen.

 

That fucking women thinks her shit does not stink. She is so fucking dumb when she said Lundbeck has been in the Alzheimer's market

 

Lundbeck manufactured Namenda

 

Did Matt Mays finally leave?

 

You obviously don’t work here and you obviously don’t get the joke

 

Due to overwhelming interest in this job posting, we have added a couple new mandatory requirements to help filter out those who are unqualified. In addition to the skills listed in the original posting, all candidates must have documented experience in the following:

The ability to stay silent for one minute and 32 seconds of a two minute video

Be able to look uninterested whenever Northera is discussed

Must be able to produce a fake smile at any given time

The ability to look down at the floor, then look up and smile

Strong background in silently nodding head to show fake interest in nOH

Ability to turn head left and right, while nodding, and deliver a fake smile while continuing to stay silent

Applicants that do not meet all of these new requirements will not be considered for this position