company cars coming soon!

Rumor has it since we sell fish oil the car will be a barracuda.

 

Nope you don’t work for the company, you have outed yourself. A barracuda costs too much on gas, internal email today said we were getting Salmon colored Ford Fusions.

 

That sounds fishy

 

says the DM that will be laid off like the rest of us.

 

Wow laid off? We’re in a growth phase, enjoy the good times and stop bitching Chicken Little.

 

Investors think we are gonna get bought. Some employees also feel this way. Personally, I just dont see it happening, or happening anytime soon at least. Thats when we get laid off most likely.

 

Due to the new label and expansion, I'm told be someone in-the-know the car list includes:

Toyota Camry
Toyota Prius
GMC Terrain
Audi Etron
Subaru Forester if you live in high snow area.

 

Wow! Nice selections! When will we find out?

 

Rub the Magic 8 Ball to find out the answer.

 

I call BS on this list. Really don’t think a $75,000 electric Audi with a 120 mile range would be on a rep selector.

oh well, back to role playing

 

Probably includes the range extender. Fleets are getting great deals now.

 

Company cars are coming, but it’s the cars of the big pharma takeover reps that are going to roll right over Amarin reps and blast us into the weeds

 

Is this really true??? When will we find out

 

No, it’s not true. There will be no investment in company vehicles when a buyout is a possibility. IF WE’RE LUCKY, they may sweeten the vehicle reimbursement once we start raking in the cash from this drug. However, these cheapskates probably won’t even do that for us

 

Be careful that you wish for. There is nothing magical about a company car. If you buy a 1-2 year old practical car, and keep a ledger, you will make thousands of dollars per year. If you drive a company car you will pay them for the privilege of driving their car. I’d buy a Used 2017 fusion that, sure, would end up with an extra 100k miles in three years, but that would be mine, free and clear with EVERY penny spent reimbursed times 2 with the allowance.

 

Not sure why this is relevant during a quarantine?

 

Funny how you can throw out names but can’t defend fish oil/phake pharma comments????

 

I can defend it but I choose not to bc you clearly have your mind made up that vascepa is the same. You're wrong though, and you're a jackass.

 

Deflect, deflect, deflect

you can’t defend, so deflect.....