Love the high life here. My boys and I are living our best lives. Stock market is going through the roof. Life is good. Real good. Light it up and pour me some more!
"Living our best lives" is exactly what we do at JBI! I drive a luxury auto, smoke the best cigars, sip the finest scotch and whiskey with my JBI boys (thank you JBI expense budget) and work part time. My 401 k is booming thanks to our amazing President. LIVING MY BEST LIFE! It should be our company slogan for 2020. I thought of it so I get credit. Smoking a stick on that one!
Sticking around JnJ until 55 for the "discounted healthcare" I'm guessing. I can't believe how many fools forgo the chance to make many tens of thousands more a year by switching companies because of that 55+ healthcare carrot.
Think I might work a couple of days this week. Go meet my boys and smoke some cigars. Sip some nice bourbon this week. Its a company meeting so Uncle Johnson is going to cover it!
Whoohoo! Marriott par-tay! Buffet dining morning, noon and night. Off hotel-campus excursions to farm team sports events. And everyone's favorite, departure flights that get us home at 1:00 am after banging our heads on tables doing absolutely nothing but Fleet safety the last day. I literally cannot think of a better way to spend a week of life.
Dude, you need to do what me and my boys do. Hit the best steakhouses, buy cigars, expense scotch, and make like we're part of Trump's elite. We might only make 150 k a year but we make everyone think that our jobs are important and a big deal and that we're country club level. If only all our friends and families knew that we're the biggest loser posers who can't get in to see our docs and that our lives are made miserable day after day by our management. And we're all fat and look older then we are. And that's why I choose to rip off this lousy company by not working and spending creatively everyday!
Amen. Had a 18 year run with these d nozzles. Took them 3 years to figure out I was driving in circles, or parking my GPS tracked co vehicle at one of the hospitals that didn’t allow reps, for the day, before I was PIP’d. The territory has since been dissolved and it went from 2 FT employee, one contract to no one calling on the bad dirt. My advice- take every day off you can. Use Uber, after you drop your co car off at nearest med complex, and go do something productive. 3 years later I make just a bit less, own my (own) business, sell to turds in the pharma industry like your marketing directors...what they think they need- if you work over 20 hours a week for these ass-clowns who try to convince you otherwise- you just may be on a 10 year managerial training run. Good luck with that. There is a douche nozzle waiting to spray kool aid up your....
