This is definitely not your CEO posting from the 4 Seasons in Aspen, CO. Hey peons! I hear the CEO is about to get a lifetime appointment at DGX! Like hell they’ll find some better! Ha Ha! Enjoy your day off tomorrow that I graciously approved for you to have. I expect you to be back to work at 7:30 AM on Friday and don’t even think about those Black Friday sales. I’ll be on my first black diamond by 10 suckers! Ha Ha! Signed, Anonymous CEO
