top ten incompetent senior managers at Merck now

WP leading in number of buildings demolished

 

mICHELE d'aLESSANDRO IS THE WORST

 

Management continuing to refer to SSF, Cambridge, and London as innovation hubs. When will WP, KW, RY, BOS get catchy names too? Any ideas?

 

Maybe if one of them actually delivers something, they will also get a catchy name

 

wowsers! Same game plan still going strong

 

what is the point of West Point site?

 

not much has changed!

 

Innovation flubs

 

How many drugs from Boston site in last 10 years?

 

As many as WP for the last 30 years. Zero!

 

Aaron Falcione should definitely be on the list. Spineless villain. You will all see soon enough.

 

Is neuroscience dept part of newco? No drug in phase 2/3 for 10yr. Plenty of promotional videos from London site posted of scientists playing in lab... will new neuro scorecard base on number of re-tweets and likes with multiplier for department picnics?

 

Isn't incompetent Merck Manager a redundancy?

 

the Merck braintrust is now working from home full time due to 'rona. Can't wait to see what ideas are cooked up next especially from Wp R&D group.

 

fasten your feast belt, lots of time to brainstorm and we are coming up with some great stuff!

 

WFH scaling down next month, excited to read the weekly book reports and diary entries from other WP and KW researchers from the home quarantine period! Womp womp..... $500-$1000 bonuses given to those willing to report to work to dust the shelves and check the freezers! Excellent my dudes! Keep up the goooood work. almost time for dept socials, journal club, poster sessions, safety luncheons, coffee breaks, and important team meetings to resume! Hope the on site gyms will open too, really missed afternoon yoga and wellness checks

 

No. Tough business and there are drugs. Maybe you or a loved one will need. What do you do at Merck? What’s been your contribution? Tough guys.

 

Re tweet this loser. If you did some work at this place instead of picking your ass and posting on shit sites you’d be a respected employee. Go screw yourself. I’m in 14 anytime you want to discuss punk.

 

Bring it on cupcake