Hey ELT, how's that "Perfect Launch" going...?

Discussion in 'Esperion' started by anonymous, Apr 4, 2020 at 8:42 AM.

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  1. anonymous

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    uh huh.
     

  2. anonymous

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    Pathetic actually. The stock is in the shitter and rumors were being shopped around the industry. And the conference calls and the bonehead leadership are enough to make you jump out of a skyscraper. Huge mistake coming here. Those that got treated badly in interviews are the winners here.
     
  3. anonymous

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    I hear you fruity ass. I had an interview with CB and after reading this companys thread, Im so glad to have not gotten the job. Now ive got 2 buddies working there and they are using it as a paycheck only until the next best thing comes open
     
  4. anonymous

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    Most are collecting the check and the first chance we get when industry comes back is to get the hell out of this minor league company. CB is the worst.
     
  5. anonymous

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    It’s not good. Alan has decided to meat today and through Sunday w his team in Ann Arbor. To say he is concerned would be the understatement.
     
  6. anonymous

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    They'll get deal done soon enough. Esperion won't financially survive past June. Then all the Lipid Experts from The Scientific interviews will be back and this time really have to compete for the job. No more taking people below their quota goals and volume quotas from previous employers. And no more RD failure rejects from old 80's pharma. This time they will have to get a new suit and a face lift.
     
  7. anonymous

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    Stop it. We closed the Japan deal. Bhutan is any day now and Luxembourg is any minute . Were killing it!!!
     
  8. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Who is going to hire you?
     
  9. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    TTPB. If you're going to act like there are numerous other posters, you should fix your common misspelling of the contraction "we're." You're pathetic.
     
  10. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Were you a hall monitor in middle school??
     
  11. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    No I wasn't TTPB, but I did take English classes you incompetent ingrate
     
  12. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Go ahead and post your career accomplishments. Let's have a look at what a superstar is. You seem to be able to be on cafepharma more than the average Esperion dipshit. Good Selling !!
     
  13. anonymous

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    You know it’s funny, but I really like it here. A lot of people think this place is a little messed up but honestly compared to what I’ve had in the past this place is a godsend. Many people don’t know what lies ahead and some people think they do but they’re wrong, but what I know is we’ve got a great company with a great product with a lot of support that’s big enough to weather the storm yet small enough to fly under the radar. Time will tell but I’m stoked about the future; Hawaii May 2021 here I come!
     
  14. anonymous

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    Thanks CB for the feedback. The only way your getting to Hawaii is in a canoe.
     
  15. anonymous

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  16. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    I’ll send a post card to let you see what Hawaii looks like,,what is you trailer #?
     
  17. anonymous

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    In my trailer.
    Just finished my Swanson TV dinner. Fried chicken, peas, mash potatoes, apple crisp. Yum-Yum
    Had a couple of PBR's.
    Watching Lawerence Welk re-runs. Can it get better ?
    Love dial up here in the trailer park.

    Inclisiran !

    How is Esperion going to deal with this when when approved ?

    Please don't have CB respond... he thinks he works for ESPN.
     
  18. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    You're eating Banquet. Liar.
     
  19. anonymous

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    TTPB is a piece of shit. He was all over CB some time ago. CB asked for TTPB's name and accomplishments so Esperion could do a little background checking. TTPB never answered. He's been called out and OWNED on every thread he posts to.

    The asswipe is angry he didnt get the job. You see, hes unemployed. He thought he had a phone interview with Valiant but he didnt even get that far. He promised us a big announcement 2 weeks ago, and of course, nothing. He's a zero.

    TTPB: go bother another board. We all know your posts. And, CB actually knows who you are. Apparently it wasnt hard to figure out. Does your new resume contain any exaggerated claims about ranking? Awards? If you used the same one during the Esperion interview, maybe that's why Valiant didnt even give you a phone screen. You see, there's ways to check up on that these days fucking shit for brains. Haha.

    OWNAGE!!!!
     
  20. anonymous

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    Your so full of shit. Without risking embarrassment to people I know working at Esperion I won't identify where they work..The truth is in the areas I interviewed as I admit I didn't get the job reps that were hired were ranked way below me in the company we were layed off from. Good people for sure but the best of the best .... No. Sorry it's the way it is . Nothing personal and I'm happy people got a job. It took me another month to find something. For whatever reason managers didn't care about rankings and only wanted business plans and target list etc. It is what it is . The unprofessional person constantly on this forum seems to think that anybody who didn't get the job is a loser. I know the rankings and quotas from the past company and for whatever reason Esperion went the route of less performing reps. Just let is go. You didn't get the best.