Sporadic Selling

Cannot wait to implement the beat selling concept that 1996 had to offer! Somewhere in a nursing home the author has just received a totally unexpected royalty check!

 

May also be referred to as Sarcastic Selling. Our customers will most certainly think we’re being sarcastic when we begin to use this method with them. As a result, sales will definitely be Sporadic. Hayayay!

 

Someone has an MBA and thinks they know better than the rest of us. Proves a point of how clueless they really are.

 

I have docs who were toddlers in 1996.

 

Some were even gleams in daddy’s eye

 

And I’ve definitely got some docs who were around and met Socrates. They wouldn’t hand out Rayaldee if given it for free!

 

Sophomoric Selling

 

Sapphratic Selling

 

Sandleric Selling.

 

Spergeric Selling

 

Book club? More like F*ck this club. Give us a break you fat bit*h.

 

Hey! Check your mouth at the door, will ya? No need to get all worked up over something so worthless. Who really cares about a Book Club? Relax!

 

Must be coming from upper management that doesn’t have to read this 24 year old book...what a joke.

 

Stop your belly aching, read your book and get 27000 scripts!

 

Socratic selling equals more scripts.

 

That’s what the President said too! A real game changer! No one has ever seen anything like it!he believes in it!

 

I’m sure the TX rep who put on scrubs, a mask, gloves, and had a temp check to do a LIVE lunch employed all the best pathetic selling techniques.

 

Shame on the manager that allowed that and shame on the office. But what can you expect. It is Texas after all. Idiots.

 

The manager is only part of the problem. where do you think the book club idea came from? His region has been doing book clubs and now the rest of us are being treated like his region. Sick.

 

I bet my last pack of TP that Patty is loving this TX rep for doing that. She claims to care about our safety and wellbeing, but truth is, all she cares about is making a virus-infested sale, and keeping her job because of it.