Prayer Group breakout session at The BSF?

So instead of “let us pray” should it be lettuce prey?

 

Dear Kind Servant of the Lord,
I am awaiting more details on the prayer breakout and evening activities that are JCA (Jesus Christ Approved). Please share times of prayer breakouts. I am amazing in the kitchen and would be more than happy to bake muffins and bring them to the prayer breakfast. Other activities could be a 5K4JC, a 5k run for Jesus Christ. I can make t-shirts for the run.

 

Dear Kind Servant of the Lord,

YES! Thank you. I love muffins in the morning. May I request a few bran muffins. I need those to you know, regulate me. Especially, since the gout and high cholesterol. (Who said 40 would be easy?)

I vote for Rev Al.

 

Such exhilarating comments! Remember your Lord Lettuce And we shall rejoice

 

Dear Kind Servant of the Lord,

The schedule is going to have to be a tight one, well because you know Benco will want to jam their stuff down our throats.


DAY 1

5 am Rise and shine with the brothers and sisters of Lord our Savior
6 am Yoga with Mary
7 am Muffins with Moses
8 am Marching orders on how to battle Satan.
9 am - 8 pm. Benco stuff blah, blah, blah
9 pm Fight the sinners on Bourbon St
11 pm PB&J’s for our last supper

Stay tuned for more

 

So is this what management has been up to this year? Sabotaging this forum for the reps. Do you think we are not aware that you all post at the same time and keep distracting from the real conversations by using all this pseudo religious crap.

Please use your time to actually make things better for the reps, or else we'll see you all in the way out when this ship inevitably sinks.

 

Lord how mercy, this poor lad has lost his way. Come to Jesus.

 

I’m trained in the Pentecostal method of healing. On day 2 I will be speaking in tongues and healing in ballroom 4.

 

Hey Pentecostal gal/guy, I’m a traned exorcist and have been doing that in the evenings since TR job don’t pay jack squat. I’d go halfsies with you on the room rental.

 

I’ll go halfsies for sure.

#twinkrep

 

Sabotage....
I can't stand it, I know you planned it
I'mma set it straight, this Watergate
I can't stand rockin' when I'm in here
'Cause your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear
So while you sit back and wonder why
I got this fuckin' thorn in my side
Oh my god, it's a mirage
I'm tellin' y'all, it's sabotage

So, so, so, so listen up, 'cause you can't say nothin'
You'll shut me down with a push of your button
But, yo, I'm out and I'm gone
I'll tell you now, I keep it on and on

'Cause what you see, you might not get
And we can bet, so don't you get souped yet
Scheming on a thing, that's a mirage
I'm trying to tell you now, it's sabotage

Why
Our backs are now against the wall

Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage
Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage
Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage
Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage

I can't stand it, I know you planned it
I'mma set it straight, this Watergate
But I can't stand rockin' when I'm in this place
Because I feel disgrace because you're all in my face
But make no mistakes and switch up my channel
I'm Buddy Rich when I fly off the handle
What could it be, it's a mirage
You're scheming on a thing, that's sabotage

 

Never would have guessed that Sh!tface is a Beastie Boys Fan.

 

I can exorcise most demons, if you’re interested let me know on here and I’ll list the price per demon. Some are feistier than others.

 

Do you exorcise them on the treadmill or do they prefer strength exorcises? Would you call yourself the Personal trainer to the legion?

 

Al Sharpton gets my vote

 

Jim Jones gets my vote. I heard he’s k!ller.


...too soon?

 

Yes, I exorcise the demons to exhaustion. I use the Tony Little Gazelle method.

 

The only exercise I’ve been getting lately is kegels. It sucks, because my Fitbit doesn’t pick them up. That tells that I’m so worn out that I can’t even burn calories doing them.

 

I’ll give Jim Jones my vote for guest religious reader, but he has to be responsible for bringing the beverages.

 

See...we should have had Rev Al Sharpton speak at BSF. I truly believe if he would have spoken and lead us in prayer, non of this would have happened.