THE "ALL DAY LIE", BEGINNING A NEW TRADITION AT AZ!

Feel better now idiot?

 

Well I guess we will be doing the ALL DAY LIE! Gotta love it!

 

Well I guess i will be doing the ALL DAY BLO JOB ! Gotta love lgbt!

 

Good for you! The ALL DAY LIE will never die. It is a part of our very DNA! I mean its actually impossible for me to work a full day even if I tried. I almost black out just thinking about it!

 

No truer words. The industry in 2020 is just a full of "working" theft as in yesteryears. The Big Lie is simply tolerated given the excess on all levels.

 

I’ve always been a person that goes into the field and tries every day! Holy cow, I literally have maybe 1 days work per week..nothing is open right now?!?! UGH

 

Same here!

 

One days work per week is sometimes stretching it! I can see AZ cutting 50% and going to a huge contract sales force. Only makes sense. I bet a lot of the companies are thinking the same thing. Some major change is inevitable.

 

Believe me, "we" are watching. If sales forces like AZ can be cut further they will. If the dominoes start to f a l l the heads will roll. You are an expensive number, nothing more. I don't care who or what, you think you are.

 

We are watching yooouu! Fucking moron, you management ass hole! Watch all you like you worthless POS, because nobody cares. You little Napoleons make me laugh! You are not going to lay-off a damn soul because you have no alternative to us! A contract sales force would face the same thing we are you idiot, and would work even less than we are because they are getting paid far less.

No, we have you by the short hairs and you know it! I will work when I please, as long as I please! No go fuck yourself!

 

We’ve learned that reps are basically useless and not needed.
It’s time to put them out to pasture for good. Marketing is driving sales.

 

Dark days will come children. And you better have stashed the cash along the way.

 

Oh thats funny. Thanks for the laugh.

 

Ohhhhhh please, go crawl back into your hole and play with yourself junior. The whole country, hell the whole world is experiencing the effects of this pandemic you idiot.

 

Was sauntering to proud
In my scrubs, strutting loud
When a patient said hey
And I looked back in quick dismay.

She had seen my sample bag
My iPad, my way & discreet pro tag
What can I do for you my dear?
She said nothing, I just heard your rear.

Up to the window with glee
I schmoozed and oozed sincerity
Got flipped up side on my ear
Got no doctors with time round here!

But food we do adore
Are you really a well-ta-do whore?
No, course not, I said in a blink
What the hell do I do, she must think.

Can't even get to spill beans
Package insert emesis routines
With the MA I label as doc
Yet this lie is nothing to knock

Back pedal in smooth, rehearsed style
Clinch my cheeks to not break wind & smile
As the game is the game is the game
AZ DC's my lame nick name.

This piece of art belongs in the "ALL DAY LIE" archives.

 

Didn’t get out of bed until 10 am. Took a 8:30, useless conference call, while sipping coffee in my bed. I haven’t the strength to lie anymore. I am done...at least until Monday!

 

Is anyone else gonna miss looking at that fox Liz Bodin on our respiratory conference calls? I sure am

 

Must be easy living life as a r*****

 

Done until next week. Try and fire me MR. you back stabbing poser.

 

WELL DONE! I want you and everyone that looks at the AZ Cafepharma thread, that I am the originator of this thread. Only 1 AZ employee knows that I started this thread so long ago. I retired from AZ during a lay-off where we were allowed to self-identify, take the severance package, and retire. That was March 2012.

I am thinking about revealing my identity because what does it matter now if AZ knows or not. What would you do if you were me? Reveal your identity or not?