As it is well known, the wives get the boat Friday evenings thru Sunday with family and kiddos and the mistresses get the boat Mondays thru Friday AM. But this is July 4th weekend so the Wives get the boat this Monday! We don't need drama this Monday with Wives and Mistresses bumping into each on the docks!
I had to laugh reading this. I witnessed a major catfight at a major marina in Florida yesterday between a wife and GF.. Can't they just get along?