Klaus Marten

100% spot on

 

Klaus is leading us to greatness. He will visit everyone late evening on dec 24th with a bag of gifts.

 

Klaus’ greatest gift is how you now appreciate life much more, because anything else will never ever be as bad as him. Someone needs to accidently spill hot coffee on his dyed curly blonde hair and then fill out an accidental form for the department’s statistics. Klaus will be so interested in the meaningless statistics, he will forget you accidentally spilt hot coffee on his hair as he interrogates you about where you got the numbers from – this will be your second opportunity to spill another cup of coffee on his now coffee-dyed curly hair, etc. etc.

 

Watch what will happen to that asshole sometime soon. It is only a matter of time where Bayer needs a scapedonkey and it will be Klaus.

 

I can't wait when the scandal about Klaus Marten comes out in the German newspapers.

 

I have only heard some nasty vague rumours. Can you please elaborate?

 

Das ist die Wahrheit

 

So has Klaun Marten's family's actress or skateboarding career taken off yet?

 

I am going to send Klaus an invitation to a boxing ring. It is a completely legal way of asking someone to beat the crap out of them.

 

What did I tell you Klaun Marten's ass was being fired.

WE DID IT!

Now the Klaun is in New York as an "Independent Strategic Advisor". Joke of the century. God forbid any company taking his advice unless they want to learn how to create a toxic culture of running people into the ground and corrupting otherwise good people.