It is our mantra at Celularity and it will soon be yours. We reward the following: Diversity Estrogen Woman’s Rights Artificially Created Drama Bullying Men #MeToo You will spend time at work each day with a bitch of a boss who will clear you of your micro-aggressions, implicit bias, and institutional maleness. You will be made to feel ashamed of possessing a Y chromosome and be expected to sit down to urinate. You will sit back and purge yourself of your patriarchy and take orders from a divorced, narcissistic, sexist, sociopathic alpha female who not only behaves like Harvey Weinstein but looks like him as well. You will learn to be set up for failure if you have the temerity to refuse to scratch her itch on command. You will learn that this behavior is not only condoned but encouraged by HR. RUN FOREST RUN!!!!
It would be interesting to learn to tolerate failures, as I have been very irritable with them lately, especially
